ABOVE: When you're not that into feet but find yourself fighting your friends for a toe.

BELOW: Keep reading for an Olympic bubblebutt, more on Vance's drag past, Catfish dude nearly dies and more ...

Floaters (Image via video still)

INSTAGRAM: Red-hot Australian Olympian Sam Fricker's good side.

INSTAGRAM: Beautiful tribute and credit given at the end of this year's Pines Party:

HUFF POST: Idiotically, Trump thinks Kamala Harris's crowd are all AI. In spite of the fact that tens of thousands of people would have to be in on it.

INSTAGRAM (HEY, FOLLOW ME): There are just too many jokes to make when a GOPer turns out to have done drag.

YOUTUBE: Pete Buttigieg neatly disposes of the legitmacy of any concerns that Tim Walz is guilty of stolen valor. (See above for Vance's stolen glamour.)

He works out. (Image via video still)

FACEBOOK: If you like that sort of thing.

EXTRATV: Catfish producer and host Nev Schulman was hit by a truck while riding a bike last week. He broke his neck in two places, but is expected to make a full recovery.

GREG IN HOLLYWOOD: BD Wong's Kamala Harris ad! Its Law & Order theme was even playfully approved by the late Jerry Orbach's son:

P.S. Jerry Orbach's son is hot 'n' stuff. (Image via Instagram)

KENNETH IN THE (212): CrossFit swimmer drowns in plain sight during a competition.

Hair apparent (Image via Mr. Man)

MR. MAN: Yorgos Tsiantoulas is naked and hairy in The Summer with Carmen.

PROPUBLICA: FOURTEEN HOURS of footage from Project 2025's presidential training sessions is now available. Look, Trump knows about this shit and would absolutely enact it.

My Meeting with Stormy Daniels! — CLICK HERE

INSTAGRAM: When I saw Stormy Daniels in person, she sounded squishy on voting for Joe Biden, and was desperately cynical about Trump possibly winning again. Now, she's mobilizing people to vote for Kamala Harris. (She was a Republican before her Trump issues, by the way.)