ABOVE: I keep hearing that TikTok song emergency! emergency!

BELOW: Keep reading for the demise (?) of Mark Robinson, Kylie's next album and more ...

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CAROLINA JOURNAL: OMG, I love it — Mark Robinson, that gaseous anti-queer, anti-Black MONSTER running for governor of North Carolina, is about to be exposed in a story so scandalous that the Trump campaign is begging him to suspend his campaign. The story is said to be about his use of adult sites in the 2000s, and would dovetail with widespread rumors he was a sex addict who is now a moralist. I'm not sure how this plays out, but it guarantees a Democratic North Carolina governor again, looks back for the GOP and will undoubtedly have some kind of effect on how North Carolinians vote top of the ticket. (Trump assumes with no Robinson, he's got a better shot, but don't forget — he endorsed Robinson and called him MLK Jr.)

BLOOMBERG: The FBI is looking into Elon Musk's outrageous, thinly veiled call for the assassination of Kamala Harris.

INSTAGRAM: Kylie Minogue's next album is Tension II, and will come with a world tour.

NEWSWEEK: Pharrell Williams is suddenly annoyed by celebs, like Taylor Swift, who announce their political intentions. Meanwhile, he endorsed Hillary and was involved in GOTV efforts. (Also weird is that Newsweek used my tweet as part of their story. I feel like legit news sources create so much of their content from randos' opinions lol.)

THE GREEN ROOM: Trevor Ashley will bring his Liza Minnelli to NYC's the Green Room 42 October 4.

NBC NEWS: Billie Jean King will become the first solo female athlete to receive a Congressional Gold Medal — but 87 House Republicans voted against her.

Sample anti-dyke douche who voted against BJK — surprise! — is a man. (Image via Instagram)