ABOVE: The Greek god of it all.

BELOW: Keep reading for male beauty pageants, WaPo fallout, outrageous racism at CNN handled and more...

It'll be GRAND. (Image via Instagram)

INSTAGRAM: If you like male beauty pageants.

JOE.MY.GOD.: Over 200,000 (!) people canceled their Washington Post subscriptions over owner Jeff Bezos's decision that the paper would not endorse in the most consequential presidential election of our lifetimes.

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KENNETH IN THE (212): Tennis hotness.

Girdusky to Hasan: I hope your beeper doesn’t go off pic.twitter.com/YmHhYnkDZ3

— Acyn (@Acyn) October 29, 2024

TWITTER: Ryan Girdusky, GOP tool, outrageously implied liberal commentator Mehdi Hasan is (1) a terrorist who (2) deserves to blown up, live on CNN. The network seems to have finally found a boundary when it comes to the right-wing liars it routinely invites on, responding with the statement:

OMG.BLOG!: Lil Nas X destroyed — yes, it's an overused word, but — DESTROYED Azealia Banks for saying he had fallen off.

INSTAGRAM: I'll never get over this European-sports tradition of tossing your used game shorts to male fans.