ABOVE: Never-before-seen Joan Rivers test material that really ... goes there.
BONUS: Jane asked me for $50, checked my Venmo expenditures, then six minutes later asked for $25. This is why she has lasted so long — she adapts to change well. And change is all I have left.
The morning after ... (Images via gmail)
BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, Parton food confab, Melania's sudden abortion fandom and more ...
INSTAGRAM: The new issue of Provocation looks ... nice.
JD Vance refused to answer this question at the debate but he told us Donald Trump won the 2020 election. pic.twitter.com/VyGrnCVAaw
— The Good Liars (@TheGoodLiars) October 3, 2024
TWITTER: Smug-ass JD Vance tells a reporter he feels bad for him when asked repeatedly if Donald Trump won the 2020 election — which he most emphatically did not — and incredibly, Vance goes on to snap, Yes. This is disqualifying.
It's about Time we elected a woman. (Image via Time)
TIME: VP Harris is campaigning in Wisconsin in the actual birthplace of the GOP — with Liz Cheney.
(Image via 60 Minutes)
YAHOO!: Trump is the first presidential contender to refuse (back out of) a 60 Minutes interview prior to the election in FIFTY YEARS. Because he refused to be fact-checked.
CNN: Melania Trump requeted $250,00o for a CNN interview to promote her memoir, in which she suddenly — 2 years after her husband bragged about ending it — says she is pro-choice. She was first lady for four years. Never came up. (P.S. She made this admission on video, too, to help hubby's flailing campaign — and did so with a ridiculous filter.)
TWITTER: GOP Rep. Mike Waltz won't commit to certifying the election results in November:
BROWN: Can you commit to a peaceful transfer of power after every state has certified its election results?
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 3, 2024
GOP REP. MIKE WALTZ: Absolutely we have to have a peaceful transition
BROWN: And you will certify the results?
WALTZ: If it is a free and fair election pic.twitter.com/B0oao9tDcd
BRISTOL FILM FEST: The best part about this article speculating that Mario Lopez has been suspended from Access Hollywood for unspecified reasons is that Perez Hilton is referred to in it as a TikTok user.
USA TODAY: The angry old white redneck who paid $4,000 for an autographed Taylor Swift guitar so he could smash it with a hammer over her Kamala Harris endorsement did so even though it wasn't even reallllly signed by her.
KYLIE.COM: Kylie Minogue's Tension Tour will hit the U.S. April 2, 2025. Tickets are on (pre-) sale October 9, 2024.
(Image via Kylie.com)
BROWN: Can you commit to a peaceful transfer of power after every state has certified its election results?
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 3, 2024
GOP REP. MIKE WALTZ: Absolutely we have to have a peaceful transition
BROWN: And you will certify the results?
WALTZ: If it is a free and fair election pic.twitter.com/B0oao9tDcd
SOUTH COAST REPERTORY: I was unaware of this production of Joan, about the life of Joan Rivers, but South Coast Repertory in Costa Mesa, California, is presenting it from (including previews) October 24-November 24, 2024.
Tessa on the Rivers of babble-on (Images via headshot/ABC/Matthew Rettenmund)
YOUTUBE: Better Man is coming December 25. It will tel popstar Robbie Williams's life story — but uses an FX monkey (Jonno Davies and Robbie himself play Robbie):
TIKTOK: Dolly Parton and her sis Rachel Parton George mostly agree on pig-outs:
@people There’s nothing #DollyParton and her sister WON’T “do” when it comes to food! 🤣🍔 #RachelPartonGeorge #Food @Dolly Parton ♬ Golden - Soulone Beats & Kindbrew
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