ABOVE: What a sweet song for the moment.

BELOW: Keep reading for vintage nudity, vintage porn and all-too-current fascism ...

His name is Heino Ferch, and he went nude before prosthetics. (Image via video still)

OMG.BLOG!: Nothing like a little vintage male nudity to get things going in the here and now.

DAILY KOS: A lotta you need this — the ACTUAL early vote numbers are more instructive than any poll.

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TWITTER: Miserable Meghan McCain is the last conservative standing in her family, and she's so salty about Democrats PRAISING her father (not saying he'd be endorsing Kamala, etc.), that she is threatening to expose unkind things her dad said about Kamala. Like, what? First of all, her dad was a voting member of the Senate less than one year before his illness took him out of commission. I doubt he had many deep thoughts about Kamala. But since we're talking about quoting to Mighty McCain, how about the time he called his wife — Meg's mom — a cunt?

RAW STORY: Trump called Kamala “retarded” to billionaire donors. Sarah Palin, what say you?

I’m Angela Alsobrooks and I approve this message. pic.twitter.com/ivDbbGqIQW

— Angela Alsobrooks (@AlsobrooksForMD) October 12, 2024

TWITTER: Gotta love this ad from Angela Alsobrooks, who is running to be Maryland's next senator. Republican Larry Hogan has been trying to get elected there based on the idea he would be an anti-Trump senator, in spite of the fact that ... that's not how the Senate works! Whichever side has more senators, rules.

TWITTER: Kamala Harris's surrogates continues to push for male voters, this time with Ed O'Neill narrating a folksy ad that urges, It's time to be a man — vote for a woman:

The legendary Ed O’Neill reminds us about small town values and delivers a blunt message to men about the stakes this November. pic.twitter.com/U0fGJPnZHy

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) October 11, 2024

CBS NEWS: No surprises here — VP Harris is fit as a fiddle. Trump is seriously months away from a home.

INSTAGRAM: It is DISQUALIFYING to say you won't certify the election. JFC.

THE WRAP: Russian streamers unceremoniously scrubbed the best character in The Wire because he's gay.

CALL HER DADDY: Trump called Alex Cooper dumb for hosting Kamala Harris on Call Her Daddy. Now, she's returned with an episode about abortion. Kinda an important issue in the U.S. election. Not so dumb.

TWITTER: Men ... 

God help us pic.twitter.com/tnOi5KRHho

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) October 12, 2024

History's 250 Greatest Gay-Porn Stars

THE STRAND: Old (from 2019) but interesting — a piece on the ethics of JOing to images of men having unprotected sex, knowing they were doing so at the time when HIV was being widely transmitted and was usually a death sentence.

Cooper Koch-ish, no? (Image via Falcon)