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ABOVE: At least he's self-aware!

BELOW: Keep reading for a bare-assed Italian, revenge of the gay-face, election tea leaves and more ...

Yes, he can go in dry. (Image via still)

OMG.BLOG!: When Giacomo Giannitti goes bare-assed, he goes bare-assed.

Lance. A lot. (Image via video still)

QUEERTY: So, it turns out that gay face is real.

NYT: Ethel Kennedy, matriarch who was RFK's widow and a longtime human-rights activist, has died at 96. Shame about her son. You know which one.

JOE.MY. GOD.: VP Harris has accepted CNN's invite to a town hall; Trump is too scared.

DAILYKOS: What Trump's head-scratching series of events in blue states HE CANNOT WIN says about him and his campaign.

HUFF POST: Trump is angry at CBS, threatens its broadcast license.

NEVADA INDEPENDENT: Interesting story about how a well-funded Indie is giving a deep-rooted Republican rep in Nevada a run for, well, their money.

TWITTER: Most of the Nevada Senate debate was about immigration. Luckily, the blue candidate is a human being, since the red candidate is Kari Lake:

Lake is absolutely not going to ever admit she lost in 2022:

TWITTER: There is reason to be pleased if you're a Democrat looking at early Michigan voting — we all know Republicans are more likely to vote on Election Day, but things can be gleaned from early voting, and in Michigan, there is a huge gender gap in the early vote so far. Women are outpacing men by 11%. Obviously, not all women vote Democratic. But in general, this is a good sign.

GALLUP: New Gallup poll is nothing but roses for Harris when it comes to character, leadership and more.

Let's just skip Halloween entirely, shall we? (Image via Skollar PR)

TICKETS: Michael Longoria's holiday show A Very Broadway Kind of Christmas is coming to 54 Below on December 1! (Use LONGORIA5 for a $5 dining discount.)

INSTAGRAM: David Lee Roth certainly knew how to enter a room.