ABOVE: A snack forever. And, below, one who sings:

@boyculturedotcom Happy 70th to Scott Bakula. Here, he sings “Not While I’m Around” from “Sweeney Todd” for Kennedy Center Honoree Stephen Sondheim in 1993. #scottbakula #stephensondheim #gr8erdays ♬ original sound - Matthew Rettenmund/BoyCulture

BELOW: Keep reading for Jacob Elordi, Nigel Barker, Trump, Kamala and more ...

This little piggy went to market ... (Image by Alec Soth for Bottega Veneta)

SOCIALITE LIFE: Jacob Elordi for Bottega Veneta.

Barker bares some. (Image via selfie)

OMG.BLOG!: Nigel Barker turns on the full daddy thirst trap.

NYT: Speaking of, The New York Times is writing about who gets to be called a daddy.

I see a pattern here. (Image via selfie)

TWITTER: Ricky Martin is excited about the start of Season 2 of Palm Royale. Are you looking forward to the continuation of the story?

@yoncepop We were all thinking the same thing too 😭 #kamalaharris #stephencolbert #cbs #interview #funny #funnyvideo #viralvideo #meme #memes #comedian #react #wtf #newyork #nyc #ny ♬ Silent - Silent iPhone Ringtones

TIKTOK: Kamala Harris admits her gone-viral facial expression from the one and only presidential debate was all about WTF???

EXTRATV: RIP to Nicholas Pryor, 89. He was in Risky Business, on Beverly Hills, 90210 and had that second cup of coffee:

TWITTER: Trump was laughed at openly by his MAGA podcaster buddies, especially when he asserted he is a truthful person:

Trump: I’m basically a truthful person

Podcaster: 🤣🤣🤣
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— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) October 9, 2024

TWITTER: New York State Sen. Brad Hoylman-Sigal is emphatically against an October 27 Trump rally at MSG, which he believes endangers NYC (he's right) and harkens to an infamous Nazi gathering at the venerable venue on February 20, 1939. History truly is repeating. 'Memba this?

MUST READ ALASKA: A Democrat has come from behind to barely win the mayoral race in Fairbanks North Star Borough, Alaska. That same area went 15 points for Trump in 2020.

YAHOO!: Tim Curry schools those who sniff that Rocky Horror Picture Show is problematic. Probably almost anything is problematic after the passage of time. Context is your friend.

BILLBOARD: Racist, misogynist, muck-raking douchebag Piers Morgan was forced to grovel and apologize after he invited lying-ass Jaguar Wright on his show to defame Beyoncé and JAY-Z for shits and giggles. Bring back defamation. Social media is a pit of farcical lies and character assassination pretending to be free speech.

FACEBOOK/ESQUIRE: Joe Locke of Heartstopper fame casually mentions a doctor told him, at age 13, he has child-bearing hips. Do you have examples of things older people told you about your appearance that you'll NEVER forget?