ABOVE: Becoming Mario Montez. Yes, my site is this niche.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's disastrous first choices, a tear-away outfit, Reeve engaged and more ...

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KENNETH IN THE (212): I wouldn't think this would be very wearable.

POLITICO: Dearborn, Michigan, is one of the most heavily Arab-American areas in the U.S., and its citizens are feeling cocky. Let's see how this plays out.

HUFF POST: Trump's proposed border czar is Tom Homan, who is gleeful about deporting whole families. (If the theoretical damage to the economy happens, Texas would feel it first and worst. Fingers crossed.)

CNN: Trump's offered U.N. Ambassador to the repulsive Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-New York). And pulling her out of Congress makes no difference — he district is fluorescent red. And, of course, both she and Trump don't even believe in the U.N.

KENTUCKY LANTERN: There are so many stories this year of Democrats kicking ass. It's a shame that the Trump Wave robbed us of the White House, Senate and from what had appeared to be an almost certain House takeover. In KENTUCKY, the Supreme Court flipped blue. In the same election with the country lurching rightward.

EXTRATV: The son of the late Christopher Reeve and Dana Reeve, Will Reeve, is engaged.

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