ABOVE: Oof, Burt Lancaster forEVER.
BELOW: Keep reading for excellent election news, the sad departure of an L.A. Law-yer and more...
OMG.BLOG!: Watch this one get naked and have prison sex.
INSTAGRAM: RIP Alan Rachins, 82.
Dementia sucks. pic.twitter.com/qIS80rfzLD
— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) November 2, 2024
TWITTER: I find it very odd for a straight man to mimic sucking a dick on a mic for ... any reason. It really lends credence to the theory that Trump is cognitively compromised. His impulse control is hemorrhaging from him in real life.
DES MOINES-REGISTER: Holy fuckamole — the final Iowa poll, by the state's most trusted pollster, shows Kamala Harris 3% ahead (47-44, which means 9% other/undecided) ... in a state Trump won by 9%. If anywhere close to reality, Tuesday will be a short evening.
yolo Biden pic.twitter.com/5Z8J9UVFRV
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 2, 2024
TWITTER: President Biden describes Trump as being the kind of guy you like to smack in the ass. Yes, yes he is.
EXTRATV: All the stars who are supporting Kamala Harris and the, um, stars who are supporting Trump.
Maye Musk struggles to put sentences together while insinuating that Kamala Harris can’t. pic.twitter.com/iP2Aw9tRzs
— Ron (Fan)🇺🇸 (@Ronxyz00) November 1, 2024
TWITTER: ABSURD that Elon Musk's asshole mother would dare to impugn the intelligence of Kamala Harris and then sit there and be unable to put two words together. The apartheid has turned against her son and Trump. The stupid husk has also said she may vote multiple times.
Looks aren't everything, but this bitch better hope they're nothing. (Image via Twitter)
In a related story, Musk gave $1M (!) to right-wing gay turncoat Scott Presler, a not-serious person who may well be guilty of illegal activities in Pennsylvania.
TWITTER: Living legend Harrison Ford has released a somber ad urging voters to get behind Harris-Walz. It should not be lost on viewers that Indiana Jones hates Nazis even more than snakes:
In a third video released in collaboration with the Kamala Harris-Tim Walz campaign, Harrison Ford noted that he doesn’t agree with them on every single policy, nor does he think they’re perfect, but “these two people believe in the rule of law" pic.twitter.com/1WivXNrpZi
— The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) November 2, 2024
INSTAGRAM: Cardi B was not going to vote for Biden again, but she's ecstatic to vote for Kamala:
EW: I don't think ALL homophobes are gay, but fuck it, I think J.D. Vance is gay. His comment that he thinks he and Trump will win normal gay guy votes smacks of being a revelation of how he sees himself.
INSTAGRAM: Joe Biden charmed the pants off people at the polls.
DOC NYC: Man from Pretentia is a doc about Paul Bridgewater, a gay NYC art dealer whose reputation precedes him. This looks wonderful.
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