They saw you across the room & liked your energy ... (Image via Kosi Harris PR)

ABOVE: Andy King (the FYRE guy) and his partner Craig McBain will wed in 2025 in a Scottish castle.

BELOW: Luigi's family is in the dark, Hegseth hates gays and more ...

I think when people make things like this, they're venting. But I also think a lot of CEOs and other power players must be scared shitless by the collective cheer/yawn for troubled Luigi. (Image via Twitter)

TMZ: Luigi Mangione, suspected assassin of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, was apparently not even insured by UnitedHealthcare, an interesting development. His large, rich AF family is saying they're clueless as to how he came to violence, but also wishes him “the best.” (He was in line to inherit tens of millions.)

PEOPLE: A hung jury in the case of the murder of Jay Lee HAS GOT TO BE because Lee was flamboyantly gay. The evidence was just so powerful. Wow.

YAHOO! BUSINESS: Elon Musk faces a securities fraud scandal. Will he emerge unscathed? Defiant? Pardoned? With a Presidential Medal of Freedom around his throat?

HUFF POST: Meta (via Mark Zuckerberg) and Amazon (via Jeff Bezos) have fallen in line with Trumpism, and will give $1M a piece toward his fully corrupt (no oversight at all) inauguration festivities.

HUFF POST: Trump and Pence will honor murderer Daniel Penny by having him join them for the Army-Navy game this weekend. Truly vile. Penny ran to Fox News post-acquittal to mewl that he TRULY does NOT want attention.

POLITICO: Speaker Emeritus Pelosi was injured while at a function in Luxembourg. Hoping she recovers well.

PEOPLE: Paula Abdul and Nigel Lythgoe have settled her sexual harassment lawsuit against him. On another note, this always felt weird to me.

THE GUARDIAN: Pete Hegseth is so far-right he thinks having even gay troops is (checks notes) Marxist. Don't Ask, Don't Tell was done away with forever ago, it feels like — could he relitigate that, too? Are any LGBTQ+ rights safe from reassessment?

Let him entertain you. (GIF via GIPHY)

VARIETY: Robbie Williams really WANTS to be gay. But he isn't.

When they made him, they broke the Jell-O mold. (GIF via GIPHY)

THE WEEKND: The Weeknd has a limited-edition Jean-Michel Basquiat collection of music. Must be nice to be so in demand 30+ years after you've died.

SIN CITY: Melanie C will close out the 2025 Sin City Classic Sports Festival, the world's largest LGBTQ+ sporting event, on January 20 in Las Vegas.

KENNETH IN THE (212): The man knows his angles.

I like his Mescal shorts. (Image via Instagram)