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CHICAGO SUN-TIMES: Far-right douchebag Nick Fuentes, who lives in Mommy's basement, has been arrested.

THAT'S A GAY ASS PODCAST: Broadway star Laura Benanti tells it like it is about former co-star Zachary Levi: “Fuck you forever.”

NYT: Daniel Penny — who strangled mentally ill Jordan Neely to death on a subway on May 1, 2023 — will not face a manslaughter charge; the judge in his case has dismissed it after jurors deadlocked on it. He will still face a charge of criminally negligent homicide.

HUFF POST: Tell me again the story of how the killer of Brian Thompson was some kind of pro hit man — not only was he seen on video flirting with his mask down, but he apparently left DNA evidence on a backpack.

JOE.MY.GOD.: 2% of all the billionaires in the U.S. are either Trump or are being nominated to be in his Cabinet.

DEADLINE: RIP Thom Christopher, 84. The Daytime Emmer winner for One Life to Live was also on Buck Rogers in the 25th Century.

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