ABOVE: Our patron saint of crossdressers.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jonathan Bailey's ovaries calling, Mark Robinson's goof and more ...

He makes us pregnant effortlessly. (GIF via GIPHY)

PEOPLE: Jonathan Bailey wants kids, possibly with a woman — but probably with a guy.

NYT: Judge Merchan denies Trump's bid to toss out his 34 felony convictions.

WRAL: Mark Robinson, the man so extreme that he was too extreme for even Trumpers to elect governor of North Carolina, blew his cover by logging into a meeting using the handle “minsoldr.”

You may recall that minisoldr is the name he was alleged to have used when anonymously bragging about being a Black Nazi and cheating on his wife with his sister.

They don't make them this dumb anymore.

CNN: Christian school shooter IDed as 15-year-old female (!) student. Of course, MAGA is hoping it's trans-related. And if it isn't, they'll say it was.

OMG.BLOG!: Timothée Chalamet goes blond.

DEADLINE: Actress Diane Delano has died at 67.

She was on Northern Exposure & Popular. (Image via head shot)