ABOVE: The recently ordained Denzel.

BELOW: Keep reading for German show-off, Elon vs. MAGA and more ...

Flip-flop cock shots (Image via video still)

OMG.BLOG!: This German actor looks pretty good comin' and goin'.

METRO WEEKLY: The wrestler who said nobody would take him on because he's gay.

HUFF POST: Vivek Ramaswamy and Elon Musk's pro-immigrant chatter — which Trump endorsed — has fractured MAGA, leading to Musk berating a chunk of Trump's voters and Musk limiting some of his detractors on Twitter. I feel like Trump's second four years have already happened and we're in the third four years.

BUZZFEED: When gays and straights have kids together.

TRIB LIVE: Will Pittsburgh's Donny's Place receive a historic designation?

OUTSPORTS: Gays do like sports. Sometimes.

The couple that calls plays together, stays together. (Image via Instagram)