ABOVE: Nova forever!
BELOW: Keep reading for pretty guys, asshole turncoats, Nancy's hip and more ...
I used to be against sexy Santas, but I'm warming to the concept. (Image via Hallmark)
EW: It's all about Ezra on Finding Mr. Christmas.
INDEPENDENT: It's officially depressing. All the power brokers are pro-Trump now. The billionaire owner of the L.A. Times killed an article critical of Trump's outrageously ridiculous Cabinet picks. WTF? They replaced it with a warm-and-fuzzy piece stating Trump has a chance to be a uniter.
THE AP: On that tip, gay Tim Apple — er, Tim Cook of Apple — has been to Mar-a-Lago to kiss Trump's ring.
POLITICO: I do!
HUFF POST: Kinda bizarre that countless night drones are flying over several U.S. states and nobody seems to have any idea what they are or who is controlling them.
NYT: Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-Kentucky) now says the polio vaccine is sacrosanct. What are we even doing that we're having this debate in 2024?! RFK Jr. is insane, anyone who supports him is insane.
THE NEW YORKER: Oh, my, The New Yorker (!!!) says the Democrats are too elite.
WSJ: I'm not sure why Dems suddenly have such animus for Speaker Emeritus Nancy Pelosi, but the jokes about her falling and requiring a hip replacement are ... weird. She was the most effective Speaker in U.S. history, and presided over a lot of progress for us. I am guessing people are just angry with anyone old, and/or reacting to the unsubstantiated stories she was anti-Kamala and is working against AOC? Regardless, she is on our side, I believe, and I hope she recovers well. One can vote even if one can no longer run around in spiked heels.
LGBTQ NATION: This is how you write a header:
Saudi Arabia Kills Its Gay Citizens. “It Will Host the FIFA World Cup in 2034.”
TWITTER: This clip of MMA fighter Bryce Mitchell is going around and gaining traction because he's a redneck good ol' boy who is calling out Elon Musk in a very clear, effective way. Oddly, he has rose-colored glasses for Trump, who also has billions and is aggressively working to harm the world and for his own self-interest. But maybe he'll eventually connect the dots:
MMA fighter Bryce Mitchell, a Trump supporter, slams Elon Musk:
— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) December 14, 2024
“He has all the money in this country, and he's wasting it on fuc*ing rockets…He could actually help people with that money, but he doesn’t give a sh*t about you…He’s a rat bastard”
pic.twitter.com/eJhH3L5i86
TWITTER: Honestly, Lizard Man Peter Thiel has no palatable core beliefs. That's why he can't spell them out intelligibly:
The Great Deceiver gets confused when asked direct questions.
— Jim Stewartson, Antifascist 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏴☠️ (@jimstewartson) December 13, 2024
Peter Thiel says atheists can’t work on science anymore.
“So you believe in God do you?”
“Uh, er… hummina… I would describe myself as a Christian.”
Just like JD Vance first “described” himself as a Catholic in 2019.… https://t.co/D4CE3PIx9z pic.twitter.com/kNTj6A24I1
OMG.BLOG!: Lucas Bravo can't stop getting naked!
Call me — anytime! (Image via video still)
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