ABOVE: Jake Ryan forever.

BELOW: Keep reading for a newly out tennis star, Mangione's manifesto and more ...

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KENNETH IN THE (212): Brazilian player Joao Lucas Reis Da Silva, 24, has come out as gay. Ranked 367th in the world, he is the first active male pro tennis player to do so.

No denying it — people are mad as hell. (Image via Internet meme)

TWITTER: Independent journalist Ken Klippenstein became the first member of the media to publish accused assassin Luigi Mangione's anti-corporate healthcare manifesto. It is verified as real.

NORMAL ANOMALY INITIATIVE: Yes, there is a new Drag University:

Drag University is the manifestation of liberation, which is especially important in the time and place this program is set. As drag and gender expression become more and more politicized, we are here to protect this historic art form and uplift drag for what it is: a powerful platform to celebrate individuality and break boundaries. At the same time, this program offers an opportunity to build a career and a strong network of support. — Ian L. Haddock, founder

JOE.MY.GOD.: It's incredible that Trump is so glibly corrupt and doles out cushy jobs to friends and family members and donors, and his supporters eat it up. Meanwhile, cunty Guilfoyle is getting a primo job in Greece as a consolation prize after losing Donald Trump Jr.'s hand in marriage.

OMG.BLOG!: Naked came the Martyr.

EXTRATV: RIP to handsome Michael Cole, 84. He'd been the last Mod Squad main cast member.

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