ABOVE: Painfully cute.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot Ryan Phillippe, Trump's' latest quid-pro-quo appointments, Brian Jordan Alvarez denies allegations and more ...

Fer Ryan out loud! (Image via Instagram)

SOCIALITE LIFE: Ryan Phillippe goes hard.

How do you feel about the allegations? (Image via FX)

THE WRAP: Brian Jordan Alvarez denies sexual assault allegations brought by actor and former friend Jon Ebeling, a straight man who says Alvarez forcibly fellated him twice, including while filming a scene 10 years ago.

INSTAGRAM: Dan Peña, a trillion-dollar A-hole, was caught on video evilly mocking poor people at Christmastime. Guillotine-bait. People wonder why there is so much resentment of the obscenely rich, especially the ones who are dicks about it.

POLITICO: Kash Patel pinky-swore to Sen. John Fetterman (D?-Pennsylvania) that he wouldn't go after political enemies if confirmed as FBI director. In direct contrast to the million times he's sworn to everyone else that he would.

JOE.MY.GOD.: Trump has named Mark Burnett — widely thought to have once possessed video of Trump using the N-word from his Apprentice days — as a special envoy to the U.K.

INSTAGRAM: Here is another adorable IG boy, and he doesn't have 1 million followers yet, so may be new to you.