ABOVE: I can smell him.

BELOW: Keep reading for booties, Trump's flop nomination and more ...

I'd love to bat a few around. (Image via Instagram)

KENNETH IN THE (212): Marco Giron's ass won't quit, and not even Trump can fire it.

LAW & CRIME: Alexander Nicholas Fanjul, a rich-ass sugar heir, was so upset he and his GF were seated near a gay couple ... he choked her.

ADVOCATE: Evil, harassing Libs of TikTok isn't welcome on Bluesky.

OMG.BLOG!: “Male Femininity” — it's got a good beat and you can danthe to it.

NBC NEWS: Raids on gay clubs in Russia — you're kidding yourself if you think for one fleeting second this is not the future of which MAGA dreams, gay Republicans:

Horrific. Russian police raid gay bars and clubs in Moscow to enforce their laws banning LGBTQ activity.

It always seems like something distant and foreign—until it arrives on your doorstep. pic.twitter.com/iIMjXi3QnZ

— CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) December 3, 2024

The charges wound up being petty hooliganism accompanied by — checks notes — foul language in public.

NBC NEWS: Trump's Hegseth nomination is so endangered he is reportedly thinking of swapping him for Ron DeSantis, whom he LOATHES. Maybe he'll get Rubio and DeSantis to quit their jobs, then fire them for spite.

VARIETY: We went to war over Kuwait's sovereignty (okay, it had oil ...). This week, Kuwait banned Wicked, not because of its message or its content, but because there are prominent LGBTQ+ cast members, primarily Cynthia Erivo. (But here are all the LGBTQ+ folks in the cast.) Meanwhile, the film just broke Grease's 46-year-old record to become the biggest U.S. box office musical hit.

NY1: UnitedHealthcare's CEO has been shot to death in Manhattan in what certainly seems like a targeted assassination.

INSTAGRAM: Lil Nas X felt cute, won't delete later.

VULTURE: Mike Myers is a Master of Culture.

THR: Jack Veal, a teen (17) actor from the Disney+ series Loki, has come forth and said he has no place to live, and can't get help due to his family situation.

Not everyone on every screen is filthy rich. (Image via Disney+)

INSTAGRAM: A parting shot.