ABOVE: A Treat forever.

BELOW: Keep reading for RIP Wayne Northrop, Joe pardons Hunter, Trump picks his kid's dad-in-law for a $$$ position and more ...

Northrop was also on Dynasty. (Image via NBC)

EXTRATV: RIP to sexy Wayne Northrop, who was on Days of Our Lives forever. He died after a long battle with Alzheimer's.

NBC NEWS: Gay couples are rushing to wed and/or to start fertility treatments ahead of Trump II. Thanks SO MUCH, gay Republicans.

PEOPLE: President Biden has granted his son, Hunter Biden, a full and unconditional pardon — and rightly so.

Meanwhile, suddenly assholish gay Jared Polis, Colorado's governor, makes another asshole comment:

While as a father I certainly understand President @JoeBiden’s natural desire to help his son by pardoning him, I am disappointed that he put his family ahead of the country. This is a bad precedent that could be abused by later Presidents and will sadly tarnish his reputation.…

— Jared Polis (@jaredpolis) December 2, 2024

JOE.MY.GOD.: Trump has chosen Tiffany Trump's dad-in-law for a paid position as an advisor, if you wanna keep talking about corruption and nepotism.

CNN: Trump has picked absolute lunatic Kash Patel to run the FBI. Just utterly incomprehensible.

VICE: Has-been singer-actor Tyrese wants everyone to know that he is NOT a satanist and NOT gay. NOT necessarily in that order.

POLITICO: Ken Martin appears to be in it to win it when it comes to the race for the reins of DNC chair.

NPR: Record Black Friday spending this year — but I thought people couldn't afford eggs?!

THE CAFTAN CHRONICLES: Younger gay men caring for older gay men — as a living.

MSN: Google's AI is telling folks that Nintendo characters are gay and trans.

104.3 WOW COUNTRY: A Boise, Idaho, gay bar is closing forever.

EW: I like Doug Savant's thinking — he felt it was important not to assert his heterosexuality while playing gay on Melrose Place.

Straight for gay for pay (Image via FOX)