ABOVE: Goonies are good enough, Gremlins was MORE than good enough.

BELOW: Keep reading for Elon Musk and Trump making the U.S. less secure by the minute, Gus Kenworthy's nude promo and more ...

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ALLSTORA: Gus Kenworthy is launching a coffee-table book club ... which is such a good idea! It's like 50 bucks a month, and you get a new book every month, likely to be sexy and fun, guaranteed to be of queer interest. And it helps benefit LGBTQ+ youth.

@boyculturedotcom Bette Midler botha’ed. #valentinesday #bettemidler #humor #comedy #boyculture #gr8erdays ♬ original sound - Matthew Rettenmund/BoyCulture

TIKTOK: I'd've wished ya a Happy Valentine's Day, but ... why botha?!

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LUIGIMANGIONEINFO.COM: (Pretty damn credibly) Accused killer Luigi Mangione has so much support he has launched a thank-you website. Diddddd the Menendez Brothers know this was an option?!

HUFF POST: DOGE illegally posted classified material on Twitter.

JOE.MY.GOD.: A dozen years of consumer protection info may have been irretrievably deleted by Elon Musk's twinks.

CNN: Team Trump fired a slew of staffers willy-nilly ... who turned out to have been responsible for the nuclear arsenal of the U.S. ... so they re-hired them. If Elon and Trump get America attacked, it'll likely be the good parts, like where I live. (I kid. Sort of.)

PEOPLE: Elon Musk has now fathered (at least) 13 children, the latest months ago with a far-right influencer who reportedly LOATHES Hispanics.

Baron Sinister by Robinson, which was acquired by the Whitney (Image via Whitney)

NYT: RIP Walter Robinson, painter and journalist.

NYT: New York Gov. Kathy Hochul (a Dem) has the ability to remove NYC Mayor Eric Adams (a Dem in name only who is owned by Trump now) over his obvious criminality. But will she? Her fucking approval rating would skyrocket!

POLITICO: Republican Sen. Wicker (R-Mississippi), who of course voted to confirm Hegseth as Secretary of Defense, is already noticing how unprepared he is.

ACT UP NY: ACT UP mourns the loss of original member Gerri Wells. She had been unwell for some time. Sadly, a GoFundMe set up this year raised like 3% of its goal.

OMG.BLOG!: Félix Kysyl goes nude.

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