ABOVE: Madonna & Guy Oseary's The Party attracted every major Oscar winner, plus Demi Moore, Penélope Cruz, Olivia Wilde and more. (Now if she could get Olivia or Sean Baker to direct her biopic ... ) More about The Party HERE.

BELOW: Keep reading for Oscar records, Tony Valenzuela, Andy Bell and more ...

When Positively Yours came out, it did not fly. (Image via Skinflicks)

THE CAFTAN CHRONICLES: Tony Valenzuela talks about advocating for bareback sex for 30 years.

OMG.BLOG!: Justin Trudeau's son is launching an R&B career.

THR: Adrien Brody's interminable Oscar speech ran 5 MINUTES and 40 seconds, making it the longest in the show's nearly 1oo-year history.

VARIETY: Diane Warren — who has an honorary Oscar — has set a record for losing all 16 times she was nominated. (She earned this, IMO. She's mid and nobody likes her.)

HUFF POST: RFK Jr. spent years grifting, begging people not to take vaccines. Now that measles is beginning to take root for the first time in decades, he's changing his tune.

ORLANDO SENTINEL: Casey Anthony — yes, the infamous alleged killer who was acquitted — is rebranding as an advocate for women, those abused by the legal system and LGBTQ+ people. I'm not sure we accept.

Don't repress yourself! (Image via Express U.S.)

EXPRESS U.S.: I somehow missed the best headline of the year.

PEOPLE: Another interesting round of clues in the deaths of Gene Hackman and his wife Betsy Arakawa — his health was slipping recently, but hers was robust.

YOUTUBE: New music video from Andy Bell, “Don't Cha Know”:

SOUNDCLOUD: Yuzima Phillip's Street Corner Creep takes on Elon, Trump and all the other edible rich.

NYT: Weird man befriends great artist, who dies after giving him a trove of materials. Are they legit?

54 BELOW: Casey Likes, 22, is coming to 54 Below.