ABOVE: Madonna's “Vogue” turns 35.

BELOW: Keep reading for NYC's wannabe mayors, a spirited bum and more ...

Eric Adams, Adrienne Adams & Andrew Cuomo — I want Eric out, and I fear Cuomo is now Trumpy. (Images via official portraits)

NYDN: (Eric) Adams doesn't stand a chance.

HUFF POST: Today, weeks after getting Linda McMahon of the UFC confirmed as its joke of a head, Trump is signing an executive order abolishing the entire Department of Education. Because yeah, why would we want to help educate American kids when we'd rather have them be dumb, unquestioning — even enthusiastic — underpaid workers?

NBC NEWS: Chicken hawk Trump, continuing to mettle in areas about which he knows nothing, wants to abandon a key NATO post — alarming even his sycophantic supporters.

GOOD MORNING AMERICA: The Golden Ticket is a new reality series from Netflix that will recreate Willy Wonka's factory so that contestants can compete for a chance to get the full Charlie treatment inside.

Young gun (Image via Fries Entertainment)

VARIETY: RIP to actor Wings Hauser, 78. 

OMG.BLOG!: Milo Manheim really got cheeky on an episode of School Spirits.

Would smash, and he wouldn't stand a ghost of a chance. (Image via video still)