ABOVE: He was a MAY-unh.

BELOW: Keep reading for White Lotus incest chatter, Trump (or RFK Jr.?) vs. poppers and more ...

We're going to be obsessed with this storyline a long time, right? (Image via Max)

NYP: An EP on The White Lotus pinkie-swears that creator Mike White isn't just putting incest into the series for its own sake.

RANGE MEDIA: Rep. Michael Baumgartner (R-Washington) faced a HOSTILE crowd at a tough town hall, including this question:

 That being said, how will you respond to the allegations that you’ve been using the LGBT dating app Grindr in secret?

His retort was to say he's married, because, y'know, that means something.

Vintage poppers illustration (Image via Cruise)

NBC NEWS: Little behind on this, but the FDA is prioritizing a crackdown on ... poppers. I'm sure this has nothing to do with targeting gays.

KENNETH IN THE (212): The usual roundup of tennis types is a real end-times situation.

THE GUARDIAN: Minnesota state Sen. Justin Eichorn (R) introduced a bill codifying Trump Derangement Syndrome. The next day, he traveled in hopes of sleeping with a teenage girl. It really is always them.

NYT: The gutting of USAID was unconstitutional.

HUFF POST: Meanwhile, we're — um — not deranged when Trump is literally doing this shit every waking moment.

NOLA: Popular New Orleans bar the Rawhide has abruptly closed with no explanation.