ABOVE: In this new leak from a 2003 interview, Madonna was chatting with interviewer Megan Mullally when she confessed that hubby Guy Ritchie was unwittingly lunching with a former flame of hers. Sounds like it was an actor. Wonder who?

BELOW: Keep reading for a butt in action, Pedro Pascal thumps Rowling and more ...

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KENNETH IN THE (212): And his surname is Sassier.

PEOPLE: Pedro Pascal blasts “heinous loser” J.K. Rowling, who is a billionaire, yet spends her time gloating over every loss for trans people in court.

POLITICO: Former Florida congressman David Jolly, who left the Republican Party over his criticisms of Trump, has registered as a Democrat to explore a run for governor of Florida.

HUFF POST: Laughing in Trump/Vance's faces, Russia launches huge new attack on Kyiv.

WALL STREET JOURNAL: The WSJ dunked on Trump's maniacal tariffs and other economic policies.

VARIETY: Love on the Spectrum stars slam RFK Jr. over his gross comments about autistic people.