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ABOVE: Giving new oomph to the phrase “calendar boy.”

BELOW: Keep reading for Dylan Efron, Coco Peru, Elton John, George Santos and more ...

INSTAGRAM: Dylan Efron is working it.

ADVOCATE: Could George Santos go to prison for seven years? (I hope so.)

US WEEKLY: Elton John's eyesight is so far gone he can no longer read.

PEOPLE: “What in the faggotry” is Gayle King talking about? lol

INSTAGRAM: The creator of Mid-Century Modern is pure class — he pushed Hulu to allow for the release of Coco Peru's much-missed lines:

HUFF POST: The U.S. economy is in freefall, yet Trump and his cronies are running with tax breaks for richies.

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VARIETY: RIP to Robert McGinnis, who created many of the most iconic Bond posters — just as Bond appears to be going to hell as part of an Amazon deal.

By the way: Happy 70th anniversary (today!) to Moonraker.

DAILY BEAST: Turncoat faggot Scott Bessent is already looking for a way out of the Trump Administration. That he ever acquiesced to be a part of it should forever stain his name.

COMMON DREAMS: Poll shows AOC could feasibly unseating sitting Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer in the next Democratic primary.

NYT: Theodore McCarrick, highest official in the American Roman Catholic Church ever to step down over allegations he abused minors, has died at 94.

INSTAGRAM: Tony Perkins would be 93 now. Poor man was so conflicted, it seems, in considering his life.

TICKETS: Hm, had not heard of this, but Jonathan Groff is playing the late Bobby Darin on Broadway.

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