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OMG.BLOG!: Argentinean actor Juan Chapur shows off his impressively perfect, athletic butt.

PENN LIVE: Ex-NFL star Carl Nassib says his dying gay uncle inspired him to come out when he did.

JOE.MY.GOD.: Boise, Idaho, has adopted the Pride flag as its official city flag in order to bypass the statewide ban on them flying on government land.

SALT LAKE TRIBUNE: Gay mayor of Midvale, Utah, Dustin Gettel, will keep Pride flags up in his office — even though there is now a statewide ban on them.

POLITICO: Trouble in paradise as loony RFK Jr.'s ex-running mate, loony Nicole Shanahan, is ever-so-pissed to find out who the new surgeon general pick is.

TWITTER: President Biden doesn't exactly state that he would have beaten Trump, but points out a lot of voters didn't show up in 2024:

Former Pres. Biden when asked on #TheView if he thinks he would have beaten Pres. Trump in the 2024 election: "Yeah, he still got 7 million fewer votes. A lot of people didn't show up." pic.twitter.com/gqGmWqKHDf

— The View (@TheView) May 8, 2025

NPR: The Supreme Court upholds Trump's cruel trans ban in the military. What the fuck kind of country goes out of its way to discriminate against a tiny, battered minority, let alone makes capricious decisions about them back and forth depending on who won an election 10 minutes ago?

INSTAGRAM: Gary Cooper — hot at every age.

PEOPLE: Let's hope the new pope — who has been chosen — won't be a total asshole.

HUFF POST: Hilarious that another Trump nominee is being withdrawn for his support of January 6 insurrectionists — considering the POTUS himself adores the insurrectionists.

WALT DISNEY: The latest Disney theme park and resort will be in Abu Dhabi. I can't wait to ride Butt Pirates of the Caribbean and get my head chopped off for being gay.

INSTAGRAM: Good news for NYC gays who like boozing and cruising — the Ritz is reopening under new ownership: