ABOVE: Summer, hurry up.

BELOW: Keep reading for bareassed ping-pong, Trump pardoning a fellow crook, Cory Booker dating a member of the LGBTQ+ community and more ...

ABOVE: Frosting on top.

BELOW: Keep reading for more Luke Evans drool, why Coachella is still anti-LGBTQ, Catholic-school teachers who got sacked, Chaka Khan vs. the national anthem and more ...

ABOVE: Who was this woman?!?!

BELOW: Keep reading for an ass flash, Buttigieg on the Rush to judgment, Modern parenting and more ...

ABOVE: Fight me!

BELOW: Keep reading to vote on your favorite underwear brands/boys, Queers Against Pete (and, apparently, Queers Cool with Letting Trump Win), a coming-out history and more ...

ABOVE: Happy V-Day!

BELOW: Keep reading for naked Robbie Williams, Trump and Barr's big show, Cameron Dallas sings and more ...

ABOVE: NYC views.

BELOW: Keep reading to stare at Joe Jonas's ass, for Trump's (and America's) slide into dementia, for Jim Jordan getting called out as a felonious cry-baby and more ...

ABOVE: It's a cover-up, I tell ya!

BELOW: Keep reading for a red-hot fireman, Trump casually destroying Democracy, Bernie winning NH (with Pete and Amy in hot pursuit) and more ...

ABOVE: Hangin' out.

BELOW: Keep reading for a butt-baring Bachelorette brah, Bloomberg and Klobuchar on the rise, Luke Evans shows off his BF and more ...