ABOVE: When he's at the beach, he's in a Speedo trying to tan his cheeks.

BELOW: Keep reading for Dylan Efron, women against twinks, a drag cache from the '50s and more ...

ABOVE: Madonna's “Vogue” turns 35.

BELOW: Keep reading for NYC's wannabe mayors, a spirited bum and more ...

ABOVE: He was a MAY-unh.

BELOW: Keep reading for White Lotus incest chatter, Trump (or RFK Jr.?) vs. poppers and more ...

ABOVE: Where cheesy and hot meet.

BELOW: How can it be Bad Bunny when it feels so good ...

ABOVE: The Man from HOT-lantis!

BELOW: Keep reading for a horny bull, Trump's total ignoring of the rule of law, an argument for why brothers should do it and more ...

ABOVE: His name is still signed across my heart.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump, Hackman, Schumer and Yvie Oddly ...

ABOVE: Happy birthday to Russell Todd, truly one of cinema's best-looking men E-VER.

Todd in Andy Warhol's series Fashion (1979-1980)(GIFs via GIPHY)

BELOW: Keep reading for Senate Dems sinking, hot boys as our republic gets flushed, Tina Fucking Louise and more ...

Benny Drama aka Benito Skinner & Rish Shah are underdressed in Overcompensating. (Image via Prime Video)

ABOVE: Overcompensating debuts May 15 on Prime Video. It's about a closeted former football player. I assume there will be some touchdown. There.

BELOW: Keep reading for Antonio Porowski, Debra Winger, a hot naked guy, Trump's child-molester bestie and more ...