ABOVE: First day of early voting in NYC — eight-minute walk from beginning to end of this massive line. Just one location! Yeah, the popular vote is secured for Biden/Harris. Let's keep the pedal to the metal on the Electoral College vote, and to run up the score. Share the video!

BELOW: Keep reading for gay-ish TikTokers, Sunset Boulevard: The Musical — The Movie, a Strand Bookstore controversy and more ...

ABOVE: Vote, baby!

BELOW: Keep reading for Cheyenne Jackson's arms, Madison Cawthorn's racist web site, Trump's polling in North Carolina, nothing like Coke and more ...

ABOVE: A different kind of hunk.

BELOW: Keep reading for Pietro Boselli's naked ass, a Shawn Mendes doc, Trump's latest tax scandal and more ...

ABOVE: Happy 56th to Kamala!

BELOW: Keep reading for Tyler Posey's sexual encounters with men and dildos, a hot actor coming out, Trump's abysmal campaign and many more  ...

ABOVE: How in the hell is Viggo Mortensen 62?!

BELOW: Keep reading for Toobin (who took it out), Brody's booty, new debate rules, ailing Bridges and more ...

ABOVE: He's currently tied up.

BELOW: Keep reading for tennis hotness, Trump's Biden ads, Rolling Stone for Biden, Anchorage's new out lesbian mayor, Whitmer going door-to-door for Biden and more ...

ABOVE: Tightie-whities forever!

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Daley's homemade junk-trunks, Trump's threat to abandon the U.S., Dianne Feinstein's decline-stein and more ...

ABOVE: This year is the pits.

BELOW: Keep reading for that freaky Trump town hall stunt queen, Sasse's anti-Trump comments, Trump screwing California and more ...