ABOVE: I'm a glasses-half-full kinda guy.

BELOW: Keep reading for Brian J. Smith's sexy kissing scenes, Roger Stone found stone-cold guilty, Lena Waithe announces secret wedding ceremony and more ...

To the Max! (Image via DNA)

ABOVE: New DNA — yay!

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's civil war threat, Hillary's new name for Trump, Aaron Carter's face tattoo an other apocalyptic nothings ...

ABOVE: Best booty on the Eastern Seaboard.

BELOW: Keep reading for new Cazwell, Ed Buck gets arrested, mayors for Pete, jockstrap fever and more ...

Treading is fundamental. (Image via video still)

ABOVE: I'm never around when this happens at the gym.

BELOW: Keep reading for the full video of the hot guy above, plus Ocasio-Cortez reacts to Team Mitch stranglers, Obama & Buttigieg on mass shootings, some Euphoria nudity and more ...

ABOVE: I wish he'd simply throw in the towel.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jason Momoa's big change, Trump's spiral, the death of an ally and more ...

Above: We love him for his mind.

Below: Keep reading for a boxers-or-brief challenge, AMI's shameless pro-Saudi rag, no justice for Alton Sterling, early raves for A Star Is Born, a RuPaul's Drag Race sneak peek and Aaron Carter goes back in ...

Oh, you want candy? You got it.

Alec Baldwin's Trump made a return to SNL this weekend, acting as Mike Pence's rapid-travel agent in uncomfy situations, including at a gay wedding.

Keep reading for the cold open, as well as other hot links of the day, including Mayim Bialik's Harvey Weinstein kerfuffle and the death of a '70s TV actress ...