Rep. Dar'shun Kendrick (D-Georgia) has decided to give men what they want — governmental regulation of the human body!

That's why she is spearheading a Testicular Bill of Rights, which would require men to receive permission from their partners before using Viagra, ban vasectomies, make raw-dogging assault and more.

The real reason she's pushing this dead-on-arrival legislation is to call attention to HB 481, a Georgia bill that would outlaw abortion once a heartbeat is detectable — which means it would all but outlaw abortion, since most women don't even realize they're pregnant by that point. She told Rolling Stone HB 481 is absurdly unconstitutional, but on purpose:

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As terrible as things are in the U.S., Brazil's got it worse — their new president, Jair Bolsonaro, is an insane religious zealot who despises gay people, and his newly-installed Minister of Human Rights, Family & Women, Damares Alves, is even nuttier ...

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