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This is Modus Vivendi's idea of an ideal roommates situation.

ABOVE: Never forget Mandy Patinkin's greatest asset.

BELOW: Keep reading for one of DNA's hottest covers, George Santos digging his own grave and more ...

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ABOVE: That little asshole from The Holdovers is actually a big asshole. (Well, I'm sure the real him is nice.)

BELOW: Keep reading for a tennis pro's best side, a Taylor Swift world wonder, Rocco and the porn star and more ...

Your heart: “And I — OOP!” (Image via selfie)

ABOVE: It seems Heartstopper star Joe Locke wanted us to remember Kit Connor wasn't the only cutie on the series.

BELOW: Keep reading for Glen Powell's butt, a tennis stud's package, a book that calls Will Smith a demonic buttfucker and more ...

ABOVE: Just another way being a hot twink pays off ... eventually!

BELOW: Mr. Deep Voice's erotic spread, George Santos lives to fight another day (possibly just about 16 more days) and more  ...

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Part 2 of Modus Vivendi's “The Roommates” campaign is here. More here.

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ABOVE: Tits 'n' pits.

A seasonal (!) tintype from the collection of Peter Miller/New York

BELOW: Keep reading for Matthew Perry, Taiwan Pride, the return of lynch mobs and more ...

ABOVE: Ball in play.

BELOW: Keep reading for more on Matthew Perry, Mike Pence dropping out like the loser he is and more ...