(Video still via MOM Records)

The Absolute Best Divine song has to be “Shoot Your Shot,” with this fantastic video showcasing Divine's uniquely poor lip-synching skills, his amazing attitude and this warehouse of lame pizzazz. 

It's like glitz went into a deep depression, and it's aided and abetted by the late gender you-ain't-foolin'-anybody-ist's charming stomp-dancing.

As a bonus, the club banger is explicitly about having producing copious amounts of baby batter. And you can dance to it!

I can think of 100 living stars I'd like to trade places with Divine ...

The Absolute Best performance (albeit a lip-synch, which she certainly doesn't need to rely on) of “Magic” by Olivia Newton-John is this legendary clip showing her making Christie Brinkley look fug in a white, fringed (!) short-short jumpsuit and white boots that would make a gay bottom's dick hard.

Plus, she performs the song like she's on the verge of having an orgasm ...