Above: A student model who needs to be famous now.

Keep reading for: A Tommy page scholarship, Sarah Huckabee Sanders self-parody, gobs of hot dudes and much more ...

(Images via Charlie by Matthew Zink)

Now this is how you get my attention to promote a Memorial Day Sale.

Two more shots after the jump ...

The above Céline perf wasn't a disaster, but its conceptual badness is this post's theme.

In light of Mariah Carey's NYE nightmare, check out these OMG-disastrous performances from some of the world's top divas.

Hey, it happens ...

(Video still via Robin Skouteris)

This mega-mix of the sounds of 2016 by Robin Skouteris might even make you enjoy modern music ....

It's Adele vs. Beyoncé at the Grammys this year.

This isn't going to be pretty.

Full list of nominees after the jump ...

Adele with Hillary Clinton in attendance at Miami concert: "Don't vote for him!" @AAarena #Adele (via Aaron Resnick) pic.twitter.com/cAJCokgSvW

— Adam Kuperstein (@AdamNBC6) October 26, 2016

(Video still via YouTube@josdecross)

Adele dedicated her Antwerp performance of “Make You Feel My Love” to her LGBT friends, especially those who lost their lives in Orlando. Beautiful gesture ...

(Image via Adele.com)

I know a lot of you will disagree with me on this one, but ... I'm Team Lady with Camera: