ABOVE: Towel boy.

BELOW: Keep reading for gay South African lust, Pitt as Fauci, Birx gives Trump cover, the end of double-spacing as we know it and more ...

ABOVE: Are you bored, he asks.

BELOW: Keep reading for why Kirstie Alley's always sucked, the new COVID-19 relief package, the death of a Top Chef Masters cook and more ...

ABOVE: That color suits him.

BELOW: Keep reading for a wrestler to die for, Bernie's campaign manager embraces the BOOS, black “girl” magic, a pro armpit sniffer and more ...

Following is a comprehensive list of the celebrated figures we've lost in 2020 — so far. The post will be updated throughout the year.

Each name is followed by the deceased figure's age at the time of death, birth and death dates, and a description.

Who did I miss?

Read 'em and weep ...

ABOVE: David Ortega had a year.

BELOW: Keep reading for an ass-kissing celebration, the Pope smacking his bitch up, Trump's war criminal making $$$ and more ...

ABOVE: I hope Parson Brown will do the job next time he's in town.

BELOW: Keep reading for Henry Cavill's parched muscles, Trump recalls an ambassador who was too pro-LGBTQ, foreskins stuffed with M&Ms and more ...

ABOVE: Puppy love.

BELOW: Zambia slams pro-gay ambassador, Touch Our Junk getting gentrified, New Year's Cockin' Eve and more ...

ABOVE: A brand-new Day.

BELOW: Keep reading for Riverdale's VPL, dirty Rudy Giuliani, Trump has lost his appeal (I'll say) and more ...