ABOVE: Pass the, uh, well ... that.

BELOW: Hot Andrew Neighbors, nude reality stud, Trump thanks himself, Cameroonian gay bashing in Seattle, Hayley Kiyoko covers GT and more...

ABOVE: You'll want to Gage his many talents.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sugar baby lawsuit, accidental locker-room nudity, someone's hot son and more ...

ABOVE: Daddy issues.

BELOW: Trump can't stand the rain, Rick Scott wants to seize voting machines, Chris Pine's peen and more ...

ABOVE: Big man on campus.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Insta-stud who shows literally everything, Trump's Holocaust-y romance with barbed wire, Lorna Luft on A Star Is Born (all of them), the latest white lady to harass black people turns herself in and more ...

ABOVE: Me-owwww!

BELOW: Tom of Finland jocks, Arizona is listing blue thanks to a little green help, prostate cancer and gay men, and Bad Boy club ...

ABOVE: Ain't that pic I took the pits? Follow here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Adam Rippon's Attitude cover, fuzzy muscle stud, baboon-murdering bureaucrat resigns, Jon Hamm's manhood and more ...

ABOVE: Beginning your day with the perfect end.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hotter Spider-Man than Tom Holland, the final chapter for EastSiders, gay basher caught, Kavanaugh continues to crumble (or is about to get forcibly seated on the SCOTUS), Keiynan Lonsdale's pronoun request takes root and much more ...

Above: Mood.

Below: Fresh DNA, Macklemore and KJ Apa both flash flesh, layoffs at thorn-in-Trump's-side NYDN, vogueing in the O.R., and more ...