ABOVE: When your thighs have separate zip codes.

BELOW: Keep reading for a history of male undies, France shaming Trump, remembering Sherwood Schwartz, NYC's Amazon conundrum, one of the best booty GIFs of all time and more ...

ABOVE: And she's got good advice, too!

BELOW: Keep reading for more on Austin Wolf, Trump trying to eradicate trans, Blanchett on straights playing gays, midterms mania and more ...

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Keep reading to check out the actually very funny for Season 1 of The Disappointments ...

Been a while ... (Images via record companies)

Check out Gr8erDays for a new timing-related mind-blower about the last time the biggest divas of the '50s-'90s tasted Top 10 success (and happy 70th to '70s goddess Olivia Newton-John)!

Plus, a whole list of famous people born the year Madonna's albums came out, and factoids like this:

Friends debuted in 1994, or 24 years ago. Watching reruns today would be like watching  Tbe Brady Bunch … in 1993. In other words, we should be less than two years away from a whacky The Friends Movie a la The Brady Bunch Movie, which arrived 26 years after the original series first aired.

Sure, Jan.

ABOVE: Never quit — like those damn thighs.

BELOW: Keep reading for RuPaul's new love interest, the violent end of an anti-gay thug, an out jock scores, some incredible '80s trivia and much, much more ...

ABOVE: Foot-longing.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot male models, Blasey Ford sets a date to testify before the Senate, Tyler the Creator's dick pics, actresses old enough to be the new Golden Girls and much, much more ...

Check out my massive post (the first of several) filled with perceptions-of-aging mindfucks over at Gr8erDays.

There are lots of doubletakes in there, I promise.

Along with the above, consider: J.Lo is older than Jean Stapleton was during the first season of All in the Family. And ... scene.!

ABOVE: Better red!

BELOW: Lucas Hedges opens up on his sexual orientation, Marco Rubio gets feisty with Alex Jones, Raquel Welch is pushin' 80, some tennis-player buns, the dark side of standom, and more ...