ABOVE: You betta cork!

BELOW: Keep reading for a straightwashed Leonardo Da Vinci, jockstrap fever, Jim Crow in the 21st century and more ...

ABOVE: It seems unbelievable — though yes, I realize he was on Twilight Zone and Star Trek 60 damn years ago — that we are living in a world where William Shatner is fully 90.

BELOW: Keep reading for a porn retirement, renewed interest in unmasking the Doodler, Luke Evans and his body fears, Tyler Posey's schlong, a new contestant in the Dumbest Person in the Senate competition and more ...

Love these pic.twitter.com/PbzdDsh6RM

— Cher (@cher) March 20, 2021

ABOVE: Surprisingly, a famous woman past 70 has a sense of humor about her age. Perhaps not so surprisingly, it's Cher.

BELOW: Sex in the Twin Towers, great movies and one terrible one, musings of a narcissist and more ...

ABOVE: His shorts!

BELOW: Keep reading for Chris Hemsworth, a meth treatment, movie endings, Cuomo's woes and more ...

ABOVE: Then, and now.

BELOW: Keep reading for Ted Cruz fucking up, a hot new Django, Demi Lovato's brain damage, Cuomo's damage control and more ...

ABOVE: God, LinkedIn has failed me.

BELOW: Keep reading for transphobia in NYC, Lou Dobbs shit-canned, Ben Sasses the GOP, don't try it with Hakeem and more ...

ABOVE: He likes this pic of him. Me, too!

BELOW: Keep reading for a royal thirst trap, mounting evidence that ties Trump to the Capitol insurrection, mounting evidence that Lindsey Graham is total trash and more ...

Following is a comprehensive list of the celebrated figures we've lost in 2021 ... so far.

Each name is followed by the deceased figure's age at the time of death, birth and death dates, a description and a link to the original obit.

Who did I miss?

Read 'em and weep ...