ABOVE: We love a modern-day posing strap.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Love Island porn scandal (that shouldn't be), the Trumping of the CDC, Bloomberg helping felons regain their right to vote in Florida, whites abandoning Trump and more ...

ABOVE: Touchdown there.

BELOW: More on Jerry Falwell Jr.'s other young $tud, shooter arrested for Kenosha murders, former USPS employee accused of destroying immigration correspondence and more ...

ABOVE: Shrink, expand — just make 'em fit.

BELOW: Keep reading for a jock coming out as bi, a 90-year-old coming out as gay, a helluva game show, a helluva documentary and a Boomer flashback for the ages ...

ABOVE: The history of Pride in the U.S., in just about six minutes. Sadly, it avoids Frank Kameny and One Magazine and pushes the lie that Sylvia Rivera had anything to do with Stonewall.

BELOW: Keep reading for the latest blackface edit, Trump retweeting WHITE POWER, Biden's Top 4 veep contenders, a new Beyoncé album and more...

ABOVE: Intensity is a good word.

BELOW: Keep reading for shirtless Dylan Sprouse, RIP Phyllis Lyon & Mort Drucker, Trump looking to open the country (like a store?) in May and more ...

ABOVE: Tan lines. Every single time.

BELOW: Keep reading for a furry fuckboi, Trump moving toward getting us all sick (and killing off seniors and those with underlying conditions), a champion jock comes out and more ...

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ABOVE: I've never seen a stool in a locker room before. Perhaps a rim seat would be handier.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sexy gay rom-com, Bloomberg scarfing down something big and gay, the queen who fucked your dad, Vanessa Bryant speaks and more ...