ABOVE: You betta cork!

BELOW: Keep reading for a straightwashed Leonardo Da Vinci, jockstrap fever, Jim Crow in the 21st century and more ...

ABOVE: It seems unbelievable — though yes, I realize he was on Twilight Zone and Star Trek 60 damn years ago — that we are living in a world where William Shatner is fully 90.

BELOW: Keep reading for a porn retirement, renewed interest in unmasking the Doodler, Luke Evans and his body fears, Tyler Posey's schlong, a new contestant in the Dumbest Person in the Senate competition and more ...

Love these pic.twitter.com/PbzdDsh6RM

— Cher (@cher) March 20, 2021

ABOVE: Surprisingly, a famous woman past 70 has a sense of humor about her age. Perhaps not so surprisingly, it's Cher.

BELOW: Sex in the Twin Towers, great movies and one terrible one, musings of a narcissist and more ...

ABOVE: His shorts!

BELOW: Keep reading for Chris Hemsworth, a meth treatment, movie endings, Cuomo's woes and more ...

ABOVE: Then, and now.

BELOW: Keep reading for Ted Cruz fucking up, a hot new Django, Demi Lovato's brain damage, Cuomo's damage control and more ...

ABOVE: God, LinkedIn has failed me.

BELOW: Keep reading for transphobia in NYC, Lou Dobbs shit-canned, Ben Sasses the GOP, don't try it with Hakeem and more ...

ABOVE: He likes this pic of him. Me, too!

BELOW: Keep reading for a royal thirst trap, mounting evidence that ties Trump to the Capitol insurrection, mounting evidence that Lindsey Graham is total trash and more ...