ABOVE: Bitch, bitch, bitch — the great Joan Collins is 92.

BELOW: Trump's trade wars against the world, the guy who will inject your junk to make it girthier and more ...

ABOVE: Aged beef.

BELOW: Keep reading for Matteo Lane, Barbra Streisand, Robert & Airyn De Niro and more ...

Tim Cook, in particular, should never live this down. Just disgraceful to be in fucking church with a fake Christian monster. pic.twitter.com/YRamHtBfgl

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) January 20, 2025

ABOVE: Whatever we feared from Trump I, Trump II is going to be possibly this country's greatest obstacle, democracy worldwide's greatest obstacle. Seeing all the major tech billionaires AT CHURCH with Trump, the fake Christian, is chilling. (The gay and the Jew are like, “Praise Jayzus!” Kara Swisher notes Zuckerberg is, “A small little creature with a shriveled soul.”)

BELOW: Just, yeah ...

ABOVE: Stephen Dorff, always a snack.

BELOW: Josh Hartnett, Venezuela, Elon Musk, KAMALA HARRIS 2024 and more  ...

ABOVE: Hottie of the past.

BELOW: Keep reading for the naked truth, Stonewall today, the gay whisperer and more ...