ABOVE: I would stand on any line for tan-lines.

BELOW: Gay podcast, Trump's Georgia plot exposed, JoJo is GayGay, Bernie's meme raises bucks for charity, inside Putin's castle and more ...

ABOVE: Boot-y call.

BELOW: Keep reading for why Madison Cawthorn is as ill-equipped as he is dangerous, the end of one Big Gay Ice Cream location, Fox News jumping the gun and more ...

ABOVE: People are having way too much fun with the Bernie Sanders Inauguration Day meme.

BELOW: Keep reading for Cheyenne Jackson advertising the goods, Jill Biden flaunting her unity, Michael Flynn's brother and the Capitol riot and more...

ABOVE: Hot holes.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jamie Dornan tearing his shirt off, Trump taking no blame for the insurrection at the Capitol, how Congress can keep him from running again, the riot's ensuing COVID-19 outbreak, Venfield8's hottest product yet and more ...

ABOVE: He looked mahvelous. Follow me here.

BELOW: Keep reading for the arrests of several infamous Capitol coup-ers, an incredible slice of history ending, a porn memoir and more ...

ABOVE: A touching tribute to Madonna's Virgin Tour dancer Michael Perea, who only had a few years left of life after that tour concluded.

BELOW: Keep reading for that Bridgerton fox, a gay-rights Supreme Court case you probably never heard of, the criminally botched COVID-19 rollout and more ...

ABOVE: Head-to-toe chic.

BELOW: Keep reading for shirtless hairy Harry, Trump's $2,000 con, Kyle Rittenhouse sports bras for sale, Dwyane Wade's statement of unconditional love and more ...

ABOVE: My friend Andrew Glaszek, who is one of the best-looking men in NYC, don't you think?

BELOW: Take your best shot at Liam Broady, a trailer for It's a Sin, Tom Cruise as the worst Santa Claus in history, movement on coronavirus relief and more ...