ABOVE: I would stand on any line for tan-lines.
ABOVE: I would stand on any line for tan-lines.
ABOVE: People are having way too much fun with the Bernie Sanders Inauguration Day meme.
ABOVE: A touching tribute to Madonna's Virgin Tour dancer Michael Perea, who only had a few years left of life after that tour concluded.
ABOVE: My friend Andrew Glaszek, who is one of the best-looking men in NYC, don't you think?