ABOVE: A reliable spank bank.

BELOW: Keep reading for RIP the Pope, raves for The Wedding Banquet and more ...

ABOVE: My era was good for posters.

BELOW: Keep reading for Katy Perry, Trump's market fix and more ...

ABOVE: Via Socialite Life, a smorgasbord of male models.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tony Ward's OnlyFans debut, does this Signal that any of the Trump Administration committed perjury?, Bobby Sherman taking a final bow and more ...

ABOVE: When he's at the beach, he's in a Speedo trying to tan his cheeks.

BELOW: Keep reading for Dylan Efron, women against twinks, a drag cache from the '50s and more ...

ABOVE: Madonna & Guy Oseary's The Party attracted every major Oscar winner, plus Demi Moore, Penélope Cruz, Olivia Wilde and more. (Now if she could get Olivia or Sean Baker to direct her biopic ... ) More about The Party HERE.

BELOW: Keep reading for Oscar records, Tony Valenzuela, Andy Bell and more ...

ABOVE: Goonies are good enough, Gremlins was MORE than good enough.

BELOW: Keep reading for Elon Musk and Trump making the U.S. less secure by the minute, Gus Kenworthy's nude promo and more ...

ABOVE: The above felt like the below:

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's war on his own people, Leo Woodall's queer character, the loathsome gay billionaire in Trump's Cabinet and more ...

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Following is a comprehensive list of the celebrated figures we lost in 2024.

Each name is followed by the deceased figure's age at the time of death, birth and death dates, a description and a link to the original obit. See any typos? Give me a holler.

Who did I miss?

Read 'em and weep ...