ABOVE: Fanye of light.

BELOW: Keep reading for Noah Centineo's package, the first known AIDS death (in 1969), a woman signing off on Alabama's abortion ban (and possibly signing Roe v. Wade's death certificate) and more  ...

ABOVE: I'd love to be in the pink.

BELOW: Keep reading for Shawn & Gus, a Growlr-led Beauty and the Beast, Alabama's constitution-busting abortion ban and more ...

ABOVE: La Streisand is 77 today! (And Shirley MacLaine is 85.)

BELOW: Keep reading for the JoBros' booties, Britney's leave-me-alone plea and more ...

ABOVE: Against the wall!

BELOW: Shirtless KJ Apa, Helix drama, murderer gets murdered and more ...

ABOVE: When you're in college and Greg Vaughan wants to shoot you.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Speedo spread-o, the world's worst neighbors, Doug Jones's thirst-trap son, more critical praise for A Star Is Born 'n' more ...

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It's incredible to me that even a dumb-ass like Roy Moore would fall for Sacha Baron Cohen's fairly obvious ruse ...

Above: I hope you already know about Matt Skrincosky, one of the best-looking and biggest-hearted guys in NYC. If you don't, investigate. And help him out!

Below: Keep reading for Wanda Sykes breaking her silence on Roseanne Barr, Darren Criss on nudity, and much more ...

Above: He's a charity case — people donated, he disrobed. And it was all for a good cause.

Below: Keep reading for Freddie Woodward's greatest tits, North Korea already playing Trump, Trump Jr.'s Trump Tower meeting revealed, racist lady dragged by Internet, brothers should do it, and more ...