ABOVE: Washing up on shore.

BELOW: Keep reading for Chris Evans getting touchy-feely with Chris Evans, limited-edition Madonna booty, Club Cumming events and more ...

Club Cumming, Alan Cumming's instantly beloved downtown club in NYC, has had to suspend performances while the New York State Liquor Authority investigates the venue for failure to file necessary documentation pertaining to its serving of alcohol in conjunction with hosting live music.

Founder Alan Cumming wrote on Instagram:

One of NYC's most famous '90s go-go boys, Mark Allen, chats with Paper about his OMG-yes-OMG-no encounter with Madonna back in the day, his approach to cancer and his advice to today's hot pieces.

That, plus more hot links of the day, including Trump's ongoing anti-gay battles, Roy Moore's utter inhumanity, a hot new Cumming/Stone show and those troubling Harvey Weinstein allegations ...

Michael Musto's duets show at Club Cumming — the new Alan Cumming-run, Daniel Nardicio-promoted venue — led to a why-did-they-wait-until-now? duet with drag's one-of-a-kind Dina Martina ...

OMG Blog: Tyler Posey's brother and body double Jesse reveals his butt and his babymaker. Seen WOOF! (Work Unfriendly)

(GIF via OMG Blog)

Huff Post: Alec Baldwin contemplated suicide after his angry voicemail to his young daughter was exposed.

DListed: Big Little Lies was utterly amazing — guess who wants to do a Season 2 of that untoppable story?!

Kenneth in the (212): Just one of the BEST butts in tennis, is all!

Johnny Lopez: Sr. Lopez is cuckoo for cucu, and has this season's RuPaul's Drag Race goils allll figured out:

(Overall image by Johnny Lopez)

Twitter: Daniel Nardicio announces mysterious Club Cumming, which is what Alan Cumming calls his Broadway dressing-room parties. Intriguing!

Coming Fall 2017! Club Cumming is coming to NYC. Join our email list for info on opening and shows! @danielnardicio https://t.co/HoXZAM0ZsR pic.twitter.com/yuEjtDhIHg

— ClubCumming (@ClubCumming) April 3, 2017

(Image via Attitude)

KNOCKOUT! Trans model Laith Ashley covers Attitude with a Speedo and a thrown punch.

Kevin Spacey impersonates Bill Clinton, roasts Trump at amfAR Cannes event: “Foreign films contain 2 things Donald Trump hates the most: foreigners & reading.”

One of Trump's Supreme Court hopefuls (Work Unfriendly) has a nudie past, thinks people have no right to sex outside wedlock, is rumored to be a Karl Rove plant.

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Cher turned 70 this weekend. She was touched by all her fans' messages of love and support.

Linda Perry inadvertently shaded various Paisley Park artists, especially Sheila E., while explaining Billboard's bottom line in asking Madonna to salute Prince. 

Your chance to help a film about an AIDS activist falling in love (starring Alan Cumming, Wilson Cruz, Zachary Booth) is waiting here!

ABOVE: Aaron Tveit, because...why not?

Apple's CEO Tim Cook is proud to be gay, references benefiting from activists.

Mortal Kombat meets Michael Sam.

Nurse Kaci Hickox defies her Ebola quarantine on bike ride.

Abdi Nazemian talks gay parenting on...FOX News???

Ellen needs a new gardener.

Ted Cruz had decided Jeb Bush is too liberal.

Alan Cumming dishes on his memoir to Larry King.

King & queen

Note: I am very open to receiving IDs of any- and everyone in this post! 

Tons of sensationally hot videos are here. Tons more ditto pictures are here. And support Broadway Cares/Equity Fights AIDS!

  My third Broadway Bares, directed by Josh Rhodes and assistant director Lee Wilkins and produced by Jerry Mitchell with a Monopoly theme, was the best yet even if the star power was not as jaw-dropping as one might expect for a 20th anniversary show—no matter, because who the fuck cares about Missy Tony Winner when you've got a stage filled with the country's best, brightest and nakedest Broadway dancers? The night was like one big no-handed edging session. I'm not sure if the experience is untoppable, but if it isn't, it's definitely a power bottom in sequins.

Shiny, happy people

Jason and I (pictured, above) showed up at 10:35 last night to line up for the midnight show, only to find the line snaking out of Roseland and about three-quarters of the way to 53rd already. It was already a gay-list day—not only did I spot both Leslie Jordan and Paolo Andino on Ninth Avenue, but I got all blogged down by brunching with Kenneth from Kenneth in the (212) and running into Jesse Archer, Joe Jervis (pictured), Jared Eng and Andy Towle at BB. See, not all bloggers spend their lives in the pajamas...though I'm in mine as I type this. Hmmm.

The lovely AJ Thorpe ushered us in

They let us in around 11:30, whereupon we made a beeline for the middle, settling on the inside edge of stage right. It was packed and quite warm (a 90-degree day had preceded) but not too bad. I feel terrible for the cute guy adhered to me from the front (I felt bad, but he felt good) because my camera must have poked him 200 times later on. I saw some of the usual pervs—myself included—many of whom pop up in my videos from previous years.

The show started 20 minutes late, but it unfolded at whiplash pace. Dapper Euan Morton (so brilliant eons ago in Taboo) kicked off the opening number "The Best Game in Town" in a top hat and tails a good little monopolist, introducing us to the lovely ladies who stood in for the iconic game pieces. Each and every one was described in sexually suggestive ways, even the wheelbarrow—you can guess what she's capable of carrying away.

No, THIS is the best game in town

 There she is, Miss...Vanessa L. Williams

The show's biggest star opened the whole thing 

With no build-up, he introduced the biggest stars of the night, the resurging Vanessa Williams (don't even dream that she would be dumb enough to get naked again) and everybody's favorite Christian Broadway bombshell Kristin Chenoweth. The ladies were on point and suitably glam, sporting nice gams.

Josh's entrance (the other one is available to view here.)

Joshua Buscher, a West Side Story dancer in possession of (this must be official somewhere?) the greatest white behind on the Great White Way was someone I picked out last year as a dazzler; this year, he starred in a show-stopping number called "The Bank" set to Lady GaGa's "Money Honey" (OMG, or was he copying Madonna???) that culminated with him dancing totally nude while basically wearing two male peers. It was a well-tailored fit. 

 

Josh puts it allll behind him

If you want all the minutiae about what the ladies accomplished this year, you might need to search for a Girl Culture blog; I love women, but I was so boycrazy I fear I will not do justice to the female-driven numbers. I do know that soon after a rowdy lipstick-lezzie lingerie number called "Connecticut Avenue", a talented, black-bustiered female Alysha Umphress crooned Journey's "When the Lights Go Down in the City" so well that I do hope someone went down on her after the show.