ABOVE: Kevin Kline or David Nelson, take your pick. I mean ... happy birthday to them all!

BELOW: Keep reading for an eye-filling bend and snap, Boosie Badazz's homophobic slurs against Lil Nas X and more ...

To the Max! (Image via DNA)

ABOVE: New DNA — yay!

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's civil war threat, Hillary's new name for Trump, Aaron Carter's face tattoo an other apocalyptic nothings ...

ABOVE: Happy birthday to the sexier Duke.

BELOW: Blake Griffin trashes Caitlyn Jenner, Sarah Palin D-I-V-O-R-C-E, Buttigieg's HIV plans and more ...

ABOVE: Hard at work.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tom Daley's even hotter (?!) friend, Trump's impotent rage, a sample of Robyn, delish Dillon and more ...

ABOVE: Luis will pop up in Boy Culture: The Series. What a nice guy! Follow him here and check out one of his shows.

BELOW: Keep reading for the gay swimmer who fell for the gay football player, Laura Ingraham's brother turning on her, all the NY state election fallout, the return of '90s pop hitmakers La Bouche, Dolly Parton teaming up with Sia, a sexy-as-hell MTV star and much, much more ...

Above: The one and only Steven Dehler.

Below: Keep reading for sex on the beach, Nyle DiMarco shirtless and shirtful, McCain's deathbed Amazon registry, SNL's Stormy Daniels cold open, naked WWII soldiers, the depth of the stupidity of Republicans in West Virginia, Karamo Brown's new series, Tom Daley & Dustin Lance Black taking a plunge, and more ...

“I - do - not - care - about - any - of - you.” (Video still via NBC)

Assad decided to launch a chemical attack on his own people, including kids, days after Trump bragged the U.S. would leave Syria once and for all. Yet now Trump is blaming Putin — and Obama! — for this attack.

Trump is not only stupid, Trump doesn't care about you — laugh it up ...

Above: When you're jealous of a block of ice.

Below: Keep reading for the hottest links of the day ...