ABOVE: Up your nose with a rubber hose.

BELOW: Alex Pettyfer's butt and a buncha other stuff ...

Above: I'm a sucker for a tanline.

Below: Keep reading for naked Alex Pettyfer, fighting ageism, Barbra fighting misnformation, Gus Kenworthy seeking to bring Ricky Martin & hubby into his relationship?!, Nunberg quizzed on meds, Madonna & Cardi B's lovefest, Dems rising in Texas, a hot businessman, tragedy for a Tony winner, Guydar and the CBC thinks you're nasty ...

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Trump's great white hopes: Gingrich (gross beyond words), Pence (in danger of losing governorship anyway), Flynn (Admiral Stockdale 2.0).

Evan Bayh jumps into the Senate race in Indiana, giving Dems a fighting chance at retaking the chamber.

Paterno was told of sex abuse by Jerry Sandusky in 1976, prioritized football. 6 brothers allegedly raped sister for 10 years, parents knew.

Pictures of Bradley Cooper and his beard at Wimbledon. (Oh, they were fighting with his GF. Maybe.)

This guy's Speedo deserves hazard pay. Alex Pettyfer's treasure trail surely leads to a pot o' gold. Rock-hard with a chance of fur.

 

 

I know I know I'm being an idiot, but 6 weeks ago I was eating #inandout and drinking #soda, now getting fighting fit for new movie 😝 #itsasecret #soontoberevealed

A photo posted by Alex Pettyfer (@alexpettyfer) on Jul 8, 2016 at 1:30pm PDT