ABOVE: The above made me laugh. Ariana is so astoundingly talented.

Bonus pic of Jean Marais (Image via movie still)

BELOW: He said yes, AOC provides COVID exit interview, Golden Girls confab for April and more ...

ABOVE: Marco Marco-MG!

BELOW: Keep reading for the new Clay Aiken, Novak Djovik's narcissism, details of Bob Saget's sudden death and more ...

ABOVE: Gus Kenworthy is giving Prada.

BELOW: The Men of West Hollywood (no, it's not a dating app suggestion for newly single Shawn Mendes), Boebert continues to disgrace the U.S., tidbits about those Martin & Lewis nudes and more ...

ABOVE: I want Moore! Moore! Moore!

BELOW: Keep reading for the Sexiest Man Alive, Tom of Finland fashions, Gosar's violent AOC post, Rittenhouse going for the Oscar and more ...

ABOVE: Best foot forward.

BELOW: Keep reading for a wardrobe malfunction that would choke your Instagram Stories, It's a Sin cover boys, big-hearted AOC and more ...

ABOVE: All your fave Saturday-morning classics.

BELOW: Keep reading for Mitch denouncing Marjorie Taylor Greene (obliquely), AOC coming out as an abuse survivor and more ...

ABOVE: I would stand on any line for tan-lines.

BELOW: Gay podcast, Trump's Georgia plot exposed, JoJo is GayGay, Bernie's meme raises bucks for charity, inside Putin's castle and more ...

ABOVE: They're taking the twincest fantasy to TikTok-teasing levels.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked Keanu, more satisfying Capitol riots arrests, Bruce Willis's apology and more ...