ABOVE: Best foot forward.

BELOW: Keep reading for a wardrobe malfunction that would choke your Instagram Stories, It's a Sin cover boys, big-hearted AOC and more ...

ABOVE: All your fave Saturday-morning classics.

BELOW: Keep reading for Mitch denouncing Marjorie Taylor Greene (obliquely), AOC coming out as an abuse survivor and more ...

ABOVE: I would stand on any line for tan-lines.

BELOW: Gay podcast, Trump's Georgia plot exposed, JoJo is GayGay, Bernie's meme raises bucks for charity, inside Putin's castle and more ...

ABOVE: They're taking the twincest fantasy to TikTok-teasing levels.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked Keanu, more satisfying Capitol riots arrests, Bruce Willis's apology and more ...

ABOVE: Nothin' to see here, just Pietro Boselli trying to kill us.

BELOW: Keep reading for a pro-jock sex scandal, Josh Brolin going nude, ongoing efforts to undermine democracy and more...

ABOVE: Splish-splash.

BELOW: Keep reading for an attack on Matt Gaetz, a Grinch-themed Georgia ad, when Obama met Madonna and more ...

Bridge-and-tunnel rats (Image via video still)

A gaggle of Trumpers decided to wreak havoc with traffic in New Jersey and New York City today, and one of them smugly mentioned Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's name, hoping she had been delayed.

She knows how to use Twitter, boys ...

ABOVE: As a rock.

BELOW: Keep reading for Dominic Thiem's plump rump, Mike Pompeo's brazen corruption, Tucker Carlson's dog ate his homework and more ...