ABOVE: For all you athletic supporters.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jafar naked, gay reparations, Minnelli on Gaga, Madonna on Graham Norton and more ...

Up for a little headline? (Image via video still)

The new Amanda Lepore video, “Buckle Up,” directed by Josef Jasso and Zaebear, is pretty brilliant! It's an homage to Marilyn Monroe, the Rat Pack and burlesque, with a li'l Kenneth Anger tossed in for good measure.

Plus, America's top bottom Steven Dehler is the leading man ...

I saw the elaborate trailer for Jigsaw, the latest (last?) installment in the Saw series of films (never watched any of them), but I was surprised to read the film's marketing campaign consists, in part, of images protesting the fact that gay men still face hurdles when it comes to donating blood in America.

Keep reading for details ...

Portrait of a young Fuhrer

Huff Post: Trump asserts he has the full power to pardon. He's gonna need it.

Spicey out. pic.twitter.com/LAfSm7I7Gz

— Saturday Night Live (@nbcsnl) July 21, 2017

Twitter: SNL bids adieu to Sean Spicer, who abruptly resigned from his post as Trump's shaky, sniveling mouthpiece.

Full transparency: I'm deleting old tweets. Past views evolved & shouldn't be a distraction. I serve @POTUS agenda & that's all that matters

— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) July 22, 2017

Twitter: Scaramucci has a liberal past — he voted for Clinton & Obama; he's now deleting tweets that shed insight into his former self. Check out his sleazy business!

Hey @Scaramucci you might want @rupertmurdoch to delete these old clips for "full transparency" (h/t @VicBergerIV) pic.twitter.com/yBC2j1f7ZG

— Justin Hendrix (@justinhendrix) July 22, 2017

Towleroad: Crooked AG Jeff Sessions talked Trump campaign with Russian ambassador, according to intel intercepts. If true, he lied.

A Lepore man's Kim Kardashian? (Image via Regan Arts)

DListed: Did Kanye West bang Amanda Lepore?!

ExtraTV: Todd Chrisley is NOT gay ... still manages to reference his future son-in-law's junk in interview.

Don't gay porns start with premises like this? (Image via USA)

(Video still via Hamlet Tallaj)

Too bad you can't see this guy's Ever-Lasting Gobstopper — couldn't find a host for the video that was okay with peen. But watching him strip to a Willy Wonka tune had the same effect as a Fizzy Lifting Drink.

(Image via Regan Arts)

This happened at Amanda Lepore's party for the release of her book Doll Parts.

Pic from the event (and the video itself) by Hamlet Tallaj:

This is not what Elizabeth Warren's book party will look like. (Image by Hamlet Tallaj)

Smiley-inducing

Smiley for Mayor = cutest, gayest campaign ad ever.

Lesbian premier for Ontario!

God, I miss Patrick Nagel.

Singer Jimmy Scott (seen with Madonna) dies @ 88.

Fresh Obvious Child clip.

World Cup primer featuring HOT Gerard Piqué.

Wherever, whenever...

Lana Del Rey's emo outburst: “I wish I was dead already.”

Iowa reverses outrageous HIV conviction.

Madonna kept her baby...now, she's a high school grad.

Noy's heart-wrenching “Let Her Go.”

Rufus Wainwright on singing love songs with Boy George & other dudes.

Sir Ivan's “Here Comes the Sun.”

Willam Belli & Amanda Lepore do Tel Aviv.

Pooling their resources