ABOVE: Holy shit — Robert Wagner is 91.

BELOW: Keep reading for impeachment gossip, how Romney was almost slaughtered on January 6, Adam Rippon's engagement and more ...

ABOVE: When Aaron Cobbett and Matthew Camp collide!

BELOW: Keep readiing for that Tom Ford quote about Melania, an anti-gay flyer in Chicago, a Katy Perry moment, the world's worst gay brother and more ...

ABOVE: Oscars all around!

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked favorite, a gallery of HOT-ness, a gay American Idol heart-tugger, Pelosi on impeachment and much more ...

ABOVE: In brief, he's hot.

BELOW: Dripping wet hottie, Gucci goo, Ellen thrashed, gay dads and more ...

Above: Model Evan Harman matches a tank with a crank.

Below: Keep reading for Joseph Gordon-Levitt's greatest tits, Pence swearing in a (racist, sexist) gay man, Stormy Daniels trouncing Roseanne Barr, Kenworthy & Rippon to reunite, Danny Montero: Coverboy, Ada Vox speaks, Anderson Cooper gobsmacked, and more ...

Above: Meat Ernest Dift. Not a typo.

Below: Keep reading for YouTube flasher, Katy Perry meeting the Pope, Trump's Nobel Peace Prize (???), Ada Vox eliminated,  YouTube keeping gay men down, Enquirer goes after Cohen, Nick Adams in his undies, and more ...

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I dunno, dawg, I thought Ada Vox's “And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going&rdquo was shaky, but the American Idol judges took it literally ...

I was rooting for Noah — and I don't even watch! (Video still via American Idol)

Noah Davis, the kid who singlehandedly made Katy Perry a gay fave again via wig, got his chance to progress on American Idol ...