ABOVE: Keep it classy, Golden Girls!

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked actor, a Capitol cop's perfect statement to those in the mob who helped him, the QAnon Shaman's plea to Trump, the gay man whose life's work survived him, Screech ailing and more ...

Thanks, asshole. (Image via video still)

In the first big Amy Coney Barrett-powered SCOTUS decision, the highest court in the land has decided that forcing religious institutions not to hold gigantic gatherings during a pandemic is unconstitutional because God.

Cuomo calls it a political decision. No duh.

Justice Sotomayor called the decision “a deadly game.”

Up next: Businesses will be allowed to discriminate against LGBTQ people because God. Book it.

ABOVE: If a mag didn't exist for this photo to cover, one would have to be created.

BELOW: Keep reading for a model citizen, Trump's fizzled march, Melissa McCarthy: accidentally anti-gay, how Giuliani fucked Trump and more ...

ABOVE: I mean, Marlon Brando. (More here, follows are helpful!)

BELOW: Keeping reading for a sexy mind-break, the USPS worker who alleged voter fraud has now recanted (and un-recanted), a Family Ties reunion and more ...

Who raised you, lady? (Image via video still)

Harmeet Dhillon, one of the lawyers in Trump's cabal, went on Fox Business and told Lou Dobbs — regarding ballots being counting in Pennsylvania — that she hopes the Supreme Court will do something.

Okay, fine. They won't anyway, but she also said:

Hopefully Amy Coney Barrett will come through and pick it up.

Um ... what? Watch:

ABOVE: How many licks to get to the center?

BELOW: Supreme Court appears poised to ruled against LGBTQ parents in adoption case, a flurry of weak-tea conspiracy theories have developed around Trump's impending loss and more ...

ABOVE: Okay, so I need to give up croissants.

BELOW: Keep reading for a red-hot calendar boy, a Speedo model proud of his caboose, why Trump will not win and more ...

She'll come into the fold post-Election Day. (GIF via GIPHY)

This is a shocker — Amy Coney Barrett, groomed by the Federalist Society as an anti-voting rights, anti-reproductive rights, anti-equality, anti-LGBTQ rights SCOTUS warrior — actually recused herself from the first major voting rights case to come before her, one involving counting ballots in Pennsylvania.