ABOVE: The thighs have it.

BELOW: Keep reading for Antoni Porowski's love tips, Kavanaugh's sniveling op-ed, Pietro Boselli's booty and much, much more ...

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*This header is not anti-gay, and is not a slam against the intelligent and fabulous Cynthia Nixon. If anything it's a little dig at the (victorious) Andrew Cuomo, who coasted to victory in the NY Democratic primary this evening — it refers to an urban legendary incident from his past.

At any rate, now that Cuomo is the nominee, I hope Nixon works with him and I hope he lets her. She successfully pushed him left and nudged him on the MTA.

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On last night's SNL, Kate McKinnon got to do two things with Mikey Day that I've always wanted to do. Number one, above.

Number two, below ...

Above: He gets naked down below.

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Below: Keep reading for Chris Mazdzer's hairy chest, a pair of lethal thighs, Wendy Williams for Michelle Wolf, Trump's latest fake outrage, Jackie Chan's illegitimate daughter is a homeless lesbian, John McCain decides to be honest before he dies, the Pulse survivor who went ex-gay and wants you to do the same, and much more ...

Above: If you like everything bigger (including the caboose), you need to get acquainted with Steve Raider.

Below: Keep reading for desert abs, Lea DeLaria's horny autumn years, a tribute to Shane, Gus Kenworthy's big achievement, a disgusting Friends story, and more ...

Does this bottle of Hidden Valley dressing make me look fat? (Image via STX)

I loved Trainwreck, hated every second of Snatched, and wound up liking Amy Schumer's latest, I Feel Pretty, somewhere in-between.

The truth is, if you can BEWARE OF PLOTHOLES, the film is funny and strangely sweet.

Above: Gettin' it done? More like undone.

Below: Keep reading for a young actor's coming-out video, Zac Efron's bro-love, Madonna in good form, Morrissey's latest gross comments, free Amy Schumer tix and more ...

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In I Feel Pretty an ordinary woman who struggles with feelings of insecurity and inadequacy on a daily basis wakes from a fall believing she is suddenly the most beautiful and capable woman on the planet. With this newfound confidence she is empowered to live her life fearlessly and flawlessly, but what will happen when she realizes her appearance never changed? 

 

Starring Amy Schumer, Michelle Williams, Rory Scovel, Emily Ratajkowski, Aidy Bryant, Busy Phillips, Tom Hopper with Naomi Campbell and Lauren Hutton. 

 

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