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A never-seen sketch from Inside Amy Schumer tackles gun control with pitch-black comedy ...

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British Poet Laureate Carol Ann Duffy declares “God is gay” in powerful Pulse-themed poem.

The Hollywood Reporter has assembled its list of the 100 most powerful people in entertainment. Out figures: Greg Berlanti, Ellen DeGeneres, Ryan Murphy, Bryan Lourd.

The only thing former Speaker of the House/wrestler molester Dennis Hastert is entering these days is prison. First pic inside.

Old-timey Republicans, who remember what their party is about, are refusing to vote for racist/sexist/anti-LGBT Trump—Snowcroft voting Clinton.

Supreme Court affirms Affirmative Action. Suck it, Clarence Thomas.

Roberto Enríquez showers his culo in the Spanish series Vis a vis. (Work Unfriendly)

He's a shower. (Video still via Globomedia)

Note that @paulysong's "corporate whores" remark came immediately following discussion about Hillary Clinton specifically, not Congress.

— Leah McElrath (@leahmcelrath) April 14, 2016

Dr. Paul Song refers to Hillary (he claims he didn't mean her) as a “corporate whore” at Bernie's Manhattan rally. Under attack, he apologizes.

Bernie's disastrous NYDN Q&A referred to as an “inquisition” by his wife, who's surprised they released the transcripts. (Hm ... that phrase.)

Bernie joins Verizon picket line, claims Verizon doesn't pay taxes. CEO begs to differ—it's paid $15+ billion. (How many business-hating Bernie voters have Verizon plans?)

THEREIN LIES THE RUB: Dennis Hastert's lawyer suggests coaches giving teenage boys groin rubs isn't sexual assault.

Amy Schumer: Counterterrorist agent (Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

Bono suggest Amy Schumer and others to combat ISIS. I am awaiting her Shermanesque refusal.

Cyndi Lauper won't boycott North Carolina, will donate all $ to LGBT causes, has kind words for Bruce Springsteen's decision. True colors always shine through. 

JMG EXCLUSIVE: Cyndi Lauper To Donate All Profits From Raleigh Concert To Equality ... - https://t.co/zqgZWOzFCL pic.twitter.com/fn3zTwtvi9

— JoeMyGod (@JoeMyGod) April 13, 2016

A little Bernie told me you should change your vote—or else! (Image via BernieSanders.com)

Anarchist Bernie Bro publishes superdelegate “hit list.” He wants to work within the system ... via harassment & stalking. (Bernie supports a superdelegate strategy.)

Taylor Swift receiving the Taylor Swift Award. God, imagine if they'd given it to Katy Perry.

NY, VT, WA guvs order MS travel ban over anti-gay law. If you're in any of those states, you're probably thrilled not to be sent to Mississippi anyway.

She's more than a little bit country. (Image via Independent Music Promotions)

Mimi LaRue's “Country Star” video is like female drag, by a woman. The chorus is C-U-Next-Tuesday-tastic.

Glamour thinks size 6-8 Amy Schumer is “plus-sized.” To be fair, I thought a size 6 was morbidly obese in Condé Nast terms.

VIDEO: FL's Republican Gov. Rick Scott chased from Starbucks: “A**hole!”

In the event of a water landing ...

Shirtless rugby players give airplane-safety tips.

Right-wingers are so desperate they're now accusing Obama of fake tears.

Gun-control harpy Amy Schumer's BF is fucking hot, and that's no joke.

Cop who shot and killed gay man has killed people in three years.

Bernie coming for Wall Street.

This time, NARAL backs Hillary.

Man's 70-year journey out of the closet ... just in time for nastiest gay app.

Camille Cosby may not have to testify.

Women wholesale molested in Germany on New Year's Eve.

Molesta Tyga says FaceTiming that kid was to hear her voice.

Tyga first met Kylie Jenner when she was 14, Kanye jokes he “got in early.”

Idiots in Flint, Michigan, helped poison the drinking water to save $$$.

Most-watched crime videos on Facebook.

Bachelor Ben Higgins is too cute, says stuff.

Football-player ass.

Nice legs, bitch.

Us vs. stems

Not Donny Most

Via ExtraTV: Check out this simple video from Everytown for Gun Safety, in which stars and other citizens call for a solution to gun violence—and express hope that it can be achieved.

Good luck IDing every celebrity in there (they're not all lefties—Melissa Joan Hart is there), but I want credit for spotting Donny Most immediately ...

Dimitri Kane: RIP

Porn star Dimitri Kane: It was suicide.

Erykah Badu vs. Iggy Azalea: It was murder.

White House's World AIDS Day proclamation.

Amy Schumer goes nude.

19 yo Jerry Cabrera goes nude in a tub. (Work Unfriendly)

Adele's smokin'-hot bodyguard. (Bodyguard?)

Whaddaya do at an Adele concert? (Dance like Britney.)

High-profile competitive divers are gay. Together.

State of Alabama loses big-time to Planned Parenthood. 

All he wants for Christmas is her.

Are you thankful for Mariah Carey?

One month left for Wicked Gay Blog.

In NYC? Don't miss this holiday show!

Joe Jonas's “confirmed-bachelor pad.”

Chris Christie has worn NH down.

Unbelievably hot male back.

Feel free to leave a review at Amazon, too!

Win a free copy of my book Starf*cker.

Jared Fogle's very messy divorce.

Gods of Egypt: I had the same reaction, organically, watching the trailer.

Porn stud James Deen accused of sexual assault by multiple women.

The late Betsy Drake was more than the ex-Mrs. Cary Grant; don't miss this tribute.

Betsy Drake in 1948 (Credit: Rod Tolmie via This American House)

Efron look-alike Garrett Clayton

Franco's King Cobra goes full-on Nasty Pig, scores Garrett Clayton.

Support The Joe Show if you love Joe.

Maybe Madonna's boning Penn again. Maybe not.

Penn's actress daughter recalls meeting Madonna, dad's goo-goo eyes.

Alleged gay serial killer in the UK used GHB as his murder weapon.

Blond stud Chris Zylka goes full-frontal nude.

Paul Verhoeven finally takes responsibility for Elizabeth Berkley's drubbing.

Paul Ryan would be Speaker ... only if Teabaggers left him alone.

Jim Webb drops out of Democratic presidential primary.

Joe Biden to drop into it???

Fiorina was a passing fancy. Trump, not so much.

Nixon predicted Trudeau's Canadian win 43 years ago. F.U. Nate Silver.

Gwen Stefani's new music video is here.

Bradley Cooper's Star Wars-themed wedding ... to a girl!

Even the meddling Mormons are against Kim Davis.

Mortifyingly rude Caitlyn reaction for Brody Jenner.

They were trans when trans wasn't Vanity Fair game.