ABOVE: Your dinner party could never.

BELOW: Keep reading for the first Dear Evan Hansen trailer, a hopeful New Yorker cover, a deaf gay poet contemplates his twin's suicide and more ...

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ABOVE: Come check me out on Instagram. I'm not there for my health.

BELOW: Keep reading for gay priests, New York legalizing pot, Arkansas illegalizing LGBTQ people, Marsha Blackburn's bad-image consulting and more ...

ABOVE: Classic shot of Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-Minnesota) eyeing Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas).

BELOW: Michael B. Jordan and Noah Centineo show off their bodies, Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) has his racist vendetta against a top Biden nominee exposed, Rosie O'Donnell spills on Madonna's biopic and more ...

ABOVE: It seems unbelievable — though yes, I realize he was on Twilight Zone and Star Trek 60 damn years ago — that we are living in a world where William Shatner is fully 90.

BELOW: Keep reading for a porn retirement, renewed interest in unmasking the Doodler, Luke Evans and his body fears, Tyler Posey's schlong, a new contestant in the Dumbest Person in the Senate competition and more ...

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— Cher (@cher) March 20, 2021

ABOVE: Surprisingly, a famous woman past 70 has a sense of humor about her age. Perhaps not so surprisingly, it's Cher.

BELOW: Sex in the Twin Towers, great movies and one terrible one, musings of a narcissist and more ...

ABOVE: Studio stud.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot new book, a comic-book innovator, Lammys, Oscars and more ...

ABOVE: Nick Sandell, every day.

BELOW: Keep reading for Anthony Ramos doing the ruff work, Oklahoma legalizing murder, gay DC Comics and more ...

ABOVE: I don't know much about art, but. Yeah.

BELOW: Keep reading for Crocs Briefs, Milo Yiannopoulos calls for gay people to be hanged, more trouble for Cuomo and more ...