ABOVE: I thought the late Patrick Swayze's early, pube-tastic modeling shot was well-known to all, but lots have asked me about it. It's from a 1974 issue of After Dark. Enjoy.

BELOW: Keep reading for a governor's sickening double-dealing on COVID, Leslie Jordan schooling T.I. (and T.I. accepting it graciously), Orlando Bloom's nekkid ass and more...

ABOVE: Signed, unsealed, delivered — he could be yours.

BELOW: Family tube, Trump can't handle Biden's @truth, NeNe Leakes thrashes Andy Cohen and Wendy Williams, and more ...

ABOVE: If you're not following AIDS Memorial ... why?

BELOW: Keep reading for Anderson Cooper's vow, Biden in Kenosha, justice for Daniel Prude, return of The Godfather Part III and more ...

ABOVE: Via Socialite Life ... THIS, THIS is how you promote a kids' book.

BELOW: Keep reading for Andy Cohen's dirty trick against Anderson Cooper's titties, Melania's former bestie taped her racist ass and more ...

ABOVE: Man-dscape.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hairy hottie, Andy Cohen grilling Dillon Passage from Tiger King, Patti LuPone's quarantine Norma Desmond moment, NYC's COVID-19 crisis ...

ABOVE: Free ab workout from Nyle DiMarco.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot sefies, COVID-19 horror story that might do people some good, Doris Day's final act of kindness toward animals ...

ABOVE: It's curtains for him.

BELOW: Keep reading for a natural (but not small) wonder, Trump's impeachment is a go, defenses of Mayor Pete, excellent Biden ad vs. Trump, Stefanie Powers spills Tallulah tea and more ...

ABOVE: If that is self-care, I'm in!

BELOW: Lil Nas X triumphs, Trump takes a beating, booty-saturated IG account and more ...