ABOVE: Whyyyy?

BELOW: Actor goes full-frontal, Mid-Century Modern is coming, Madonna's back and more ...

Goin' down, down, down, down ... (Image via YouTube)

ABOVE: YouTube keeps suggesting this video of Stefano Belotti for ... some reason.

BELOW: Keep reading for a 1sie 2 die 4, queer animals and more ...

If this doesn’t move you…honestly… I don’t know what will. pic.twitter.com/V6OHqvTALQ

— Brian Baez (@MentallyDivine) October 15, 2024

ABOVE: I do.

BELOW: Keep reading for the first 2025 calendar, Trump disintegrating and more ...

This was the moment Harris had been waiting for - and she delivered it with composure. pic.twitter.com/tu0uSNf6AA

— Mike Galsworthy (@mikegalsworthy) September 11, 2024

ABOVE: One of the best moments of the debate for Kamala was this long, knife-twisting disembowelment. In this stretch, she reminds him he lost, parallels it to his Apprentice “you're fired” B.S., calls him a liar and suggests he has dementia.

BELOW: Debate trainwreck for Trump, bare butts and high-fashion duds, Madonna vs. Patti (uh-gain) and more  ...

@jamesjacobs0n Follow to see me guess more of my friends fragrance @Muscle Mark #fyp #fragrance #friends ♬ Funny - Gold-Tiger

ABOVE: Something smells.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jeremy Allen Tightie-Whities (okay, they're gray), disastrous polling for anti-queer nutjob in North Carolina and more ...

ABOVE: The actual interview is here, and it's close to that. The hosts tried hard to help him out.

BELOW: Keep reading for how the worm has turned ...

"I'm JD Vance! I'm running for vice president!"
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"Okay." pic.twitter.com/wQJOAzg3s0

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) August 22, 2024

ABOVE: He's a real people person. Except I am beginning to wonder if he's a people OR a person.

BELOW: Keep reading for Glen Powell, Mike Lindell owned by a kid, Ann Coulter trots out a slam of Gus Walz and more ...

@boyculturedotcom Madonna has only been in Italy for a couple days, and has already turned around this eye-popping shoot by Ricardo Gomes. She is celebrating turning 66 (!) a year after almost dying. #madonna #materialgirl #aging #glamour #bouculture #encyclopediamadonnica ♬ original sound - Matthew Rettenmund/BoyCulture

ABOVE: I'm not a big fan of Ricardo's, but he has some great shots in this batch. Madonna seems to spend every waking moment doing faboosh shoots for fun. Happy 66th!

BELOW: Keep reading for Roger Stone's amazing lack of self-awareness, X-Men '97 creator claims Disney was anti-gay, Trump's most egregious comments yet and more ...