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ABOVE: Everybody say, “Dad.”

BELOW: Keep reading to peek up a jock's towel, ogle KJ Apa and game out what Trump's planning tonight ...

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Also, Madonna says 2019 is the year she starts using reading glasses. Me, too! Though for me, I'm using them (sparingly ... for now) again. I had Lasik six years ago, but that shit does wear off, and as they warned me, you do need reading glasses eventually. Sigh.

ABOVE: (Very) Happy Boxing Day!

BELOW: Trump visits the troops, Adam Lambert Cher-enades a national institution, hottest male booty in the movies, the kid raised with a cow and more ...

ABOVE: Keith's best shot yet.

BELOW: Slava's XXX files, Facebook opened your private messages for Netflix to read, the not-supposed-to-be-so-secret life of black gay men, remembering Penny Marshall and more ...

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ABOVE: Glistening party.

BELOW: Keep reading for '80s dish from Helena Kallianiotes, dead kangaroo, Julia Roberts's holes and more ...

ABOVE: Ashore thing.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sizzlin'-hot summer reverie, Cohen pleads guilty, Trump threatened with exposure of sexual deviancy, a fun Murder, She Wrote list, food report from NYC and more ...

ABOVE: If you don't know Ross Collab, get to know Ross Collab.

BELOW: Waterboard Trump in your commode, ogle Tom Goss in a Speedo, chastise Ivanka for using her email kerfuffle and more ...