ABOVE: If you don't know Ross Collab, get to know Ross Collab.

BELOW: Waterboard Trump in your commode, ogle Tom Goss in a Speedo, chastise Ivanka for using her email kerfuffle and more ...

ABOVE: If you wanna be a bottom banana ...

BELOW: Keep reading for the ex-NFLer who is marrying his man, the OUT100, the not-so-gay-friendly Dem challenging Pelosi from the right, the truth about Riverdale hottie Casey Cott and much, much more ...

ABOVE: Daddy issues.

BELOW: Trump can't stand the rain, Rick Scott wants to seize voting machines, Chris Pine's peen and more ...

ABOVE: Josh-in' around. Follow here.

BELOW: Keep readng for hot Aussie firemen, a beautiful story of an interracial gay couple of the '60s and beyond, Mueller report news, Castro in 2020 and much, much more ...

ABOVE: Ain't that pic I took the pits? Follow here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Adam Rippon's Attitude cover, fuzzy muscle stud, baboon-murdering bureaucrat resigns, Jon Hamm's manhood and more ...

ABOVE: Nice view.

BELOW: Keep reading for Aaron Hernandez's teen lover spilling the beans, Golden Girls cereal, Trump sticking up for Saudi Arabia, Marie Osmond weeping over the suppression of Christianity and much more ...

I’m surprised @FLOTUS isn’t more adept at fending off a big orange elephant’s ass. She’s had to have many years of practice. pic.twitter.com/aW3d2RpjUo

— Michael Ⓜ️ (@michaelschweitz) October 6, 2018

ABOVE: Melania better watch her ass, because a dead wife would go a long way toward giving Trump sympathy, and he is a sucker for stunts. Meanwhile, Susan Collins is undecided as to whether that pachyderm almost trampled that colonialist mannequin.

BELOW: Keep reading for a non-sexually harassed Shawn Mendes, a gladiator movie to make Joey tingle, Susan Collins calls Dr. Blasey Ford a liar, a referendum on whether Bradley Cooper is fuckable, gay lovebirds are songbirds and much, much more ...

(Image via Honey Davenport)

ABOVE: This flyer could spell doom for the Monster in NYC — but why? Read below for the answer.

BELOW: Keep raeading for the latest celeb to say they're sexually fluid, Trump's smack-down of gay partners, an NYC gay bar caught in a racism scandal, a beefcake party, Madonna's new tool and much, much more ...