ABOVE: Tan lines will do it for me every time.

BELOW: Keep reading for Joe Manganiello's manspread, the sexiest sketch from Broadway Bares and more ...

ABOVE: That phrase about suns and buns.

BELOW: Keep reading for the gay dads on Sesame Street, Ryan Reynolds' hole, the flag flap caused by (checks notes) Macy Gray and more ...

ABOVE: We can work it out.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Lego head-scratcher, a brutal anti-gay crime, a winning pooch, a hungry whale and more ...

ABOVE: Out actor Sam Leicht is workin' out and workin' it so you'll follow him. Does this work for you?

BELOW: Keep reading for a Mexican scandal, a hilarious meme, Lil Nas X and more ...

ABOVE: Check out the street portraiture of Jovan Williams.

BELOW: Keep reading for the death of the '80s, an anti-trans bill as revenge and more ...

ABOVE: I can see his dirty pillows.

BELOW: Nice rack, Chauvin & Co. indicted (again), Armie Hammer sighting and more ...

(Image via Twitter)

I want to like Andrew Yang, but he bothers me. I think his approach to social media suggests a future as a mayor who continually puts his foot in it — which we have been suffering through here in NYC for years.

Today, on National Pet Day (not National Pets Day), he bizarrely decided to post about a family dog he gave away (because his son was allergic) — and then followed it up with a video showing him with the dog after he'd given it away, a video showing him completely ignoring the little guy.

Just a weird, weird instinct.

Hyphen (L) and Sash (R)

Meanwhile, my dog Hyphen wishes you a happy National Pet Day, and I am remembering my sweet Sash — his sis — six months after she died.

ABOVE: It's Joan Crawford's birthday — just don't ask which one!

BELOW: Keep reading for Channing Tatum's strip show, a pair of anti-trans bills, Cazwell looks good, the latest on the Colorado shooting and more ...