ABOVE: What a lovely way to lose.

BELOW: Keep reading for Zac's body, Kamala's choice and more ...

@harryjsisson

It was EMPTY! 08/03/25

♬ original sound - Harry

ABOVE: Harry's the best.

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There's a winner in you — or perhaps you'd rather have the loser?! (GIF via GIPHY)

ABOVE: French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati had good news and bad news — good news, hung like a horse; bad news, his cock cost him success at the Olympics.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Olympics, the Kamalympics and more ...

ABOVE: And I met him!

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All time #WheelOfFortune moment right here pic.twitter.com/Nu5j47FcSm

— Taylor J (@TayVictoria8) May 23, 2024

ABOVE: I loathe Pat Sajak, but this is memorable.

BELOW: Keep reading for a signature swimsuit, the death of a provocative filmmaker, Trump lackey taken to task and more ...

ABOVE: Sam Asghari got himself a dog. And supposedly, it is in the picture above.

BONUS BUTT:

I almost think he's showing off on purpose. (Image via video stills)

BELOW: Keep reading for Dr. Antin's big snake, Trump gunning for wombed citizens and more ...

ABOVE: An unimaginably light-hearted journey for David Archuleta — a few years back, he seemed destined to be closeted forever!

BELOW: Keep reading for the murder of a puppy probably killed Kristi Noem's political career, T.J. Osborne comes out as gay and more ...

ABOVE: He was — how you say? — le hot.

BELOW: Keep reading for John Cena, Rihanna, Tom Goss and more ...